How to Keep the Office Interesting
Send email to the rest of the company telling them what you're doing.
For example: "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."
Put a chair facing a printer, sit there all day and tell people you're waiting for your document.
Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them to sign a waiver.
Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.
Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)
Come to work in your pajamas.
Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Always wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is a different gender than you are.)
Make up nicknames for all your coworkers and refer to them only by these names. "That's a good point, Sparky." "No I'm sorry I'm going to have to disagree with you there, Chachi."
Include a piece of your children's artwork as a cover page for all reports that you write. (If you don't have children, draw stick figures yourself.)
Schedule meetings for 4:14 pm.
Agree to organize the company Christmas party. Hold it at McDonald's Playland. Charge everyone $15 each.
Put your garbage can on your desk. Label it "IN."
Hang mistletoe over your desk.
Include a personal note on every email you send.
"On a personal note, I'm feeling a bit tired and grumpy today."
"On a personal note, I'm pleased to announce that I got my highest score ever on Tetris last night."
Put up mosquito netting around your cubicle. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."
As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
Play opera music at your desk and loudly sing along.
Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Kim.
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And here's some random ones that have nothing to do with work (but are still funny)
Tell your children over dinner, "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
When leaving the zoo, start running toward the parking lot yelling, "run for your lives, they're loose!"
When money comes out of the ATM, scream, "I won! I won! Third time this week!!!"
Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
Don't use any punctuation marks.
Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
For example: "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."
Put a chair facing a printer, sit there all day and tell people you're waiting for your document.
Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them to sign a waiver.
Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.
Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)
Come to work in your pajamas.
Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Always wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is a different gender than you are.)
Make up nicknames for all your coworkers and refer to them only by these names. "That's a good point, Sparky." "No I'm sorry I'm going to have to disagree with you there, Chachi."
Include a piece of your children's artwork as a cover page for all reports that you write. (If you don't have children, draw stick figures yourself.)
Schedule meetings for 4:14 pm.
Agree to organize the company Christmas party. Hold it at McDonald's Playland. Charge everyone $15 each.
Put your garbage can on your desk. Label it "IN."
Hang mistletoe over your desk.
Include a personal note on every email you send.
"On a personal note, I'm feeling a bit tired and grumpy today."
"On a personal note, I'm pleased to announce that I got my highest score ever on Tetris last night."
Put up mosquito netting around your cubicle. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."
As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
Play opera music at your desk and loudly sing along.
Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Kim.
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And here's some random ones that have nothing to do with work (but are still funny)
Tell your children over dinner, "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
When leaving the zoo, start running toward the parking lot yelling, "run for your lives, they're loose!"
When money comes out of the ATM, scream, "I won! I won! Third time this week!!!"
Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
Don't use any punctuation marks.
Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."