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Another year, another penis. It's getting to where these gender switches don't even phase people anymore. It's just another body part. At least it's still our own bodies, just... altered a bit.
And it's nice to have my journal back. Apparently I left it here when I went home for the holidays. Whoops. Hope I didn't miss anything important.
I did find something important while on break. You know those movey pictures Muggles have, where you watch things, like photographs, but really long and with sound? Well I discovered a most wonderful thing this break!
You know how Muggles have things called "porno magazines", which are like Wizarding nudie mags, but where the pictures don't move? Well, apparently the Muggles took this brilliant idea and combined it with their movey picture technology to make moveys of woman. Having sex! And get this; sometimes, they're having sex with other women! How bloody brilliant is that?!
So instead of a few seconds of two girls going at it, you get to see, and hear, the entire thing, sometimes hours upon hours, of two women making sweet love to one another! Sometimes three or four women even! It's like a mountain of pure, naked heaven~
...Dammit. I forgot the creepy things that happen to my male body when I think about girls too much. Maybe if I keep holding my journal so I can't see it, it'll go away....
And it's nice to have my journal back. Apparently I left it here when I went home for the holidays. Whoops. Hope I didn't miss anything important.
I did find something important while on break. You know those movey pictures Muggles have, where you watch things, like photographs, but really long and with sound? Well I discovered a most wonderful thing this break!
You know how Muggles have things called "porno magazines", which are like Wizarding nudie mags, but where the pictures don't move? Well, apparently the Muggles took this brilliant idea and combined it with their movey picture technology to make moveys of woman. Having sex! And get this; sometimes, they're having sex with other women! How bloody brilliant is that?!
So instead of a few seconds of two girls going at it, you get to see, and hear, the entire thing, sometimes hours upon hours, of two women making sweet love to one another! Sometimes three or four women even! It's like a mountain of pure, naked heaven~
...Dammit. I forgot the creepy things that happen to my male body when I think about girls too much. Maybe if I keep holding my journal so I can't see it, it'll go away....