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Complete lie. I'm doing a meme I found on boingboing to distract me from "how to ruin a date but make sure that you guys can still be friends cause he's a nice guy to talk to but i just really don't want to date now and i don't want him to get the wrong impression" Social obligations often disgust me. I've thought of everything from saying i have a lesbian lover who isn't cool with it to bringing along a friend that will try to seduce him so that he feels awkward persuing a relationship with me since i seem to be on such good terms with such friend.
Drama junk you don't want to hear, i know. The meme:
1. You just got change, and you have a Canadian penny. What do you do?
a. Demand a real penny, damn it, not one of these cheap knock-offs**
b. Check with those nearby to see if you really are in Canada, and if so, find out why
c. Swallow it, quick, before they find you
d. Unwrap it and eat the chocolate
2. You find an eclair in your sock drawer. You:
a. Put on a pair of socks
b. Put on the eclair
c. Look for the other eclair, cause there must be a pair
d. Pinch yourself cuz you must be dreaming
3. What can I say to God to get into heaven?
a. Do you have any idea who I am?
b. I just need to get in for a minute I want to see if my friends are there.
c. I can make your life very difficult
d. Come on god, be cool, man, be cool
4. If you were a tree, where would you go out to eat?
a. Miracle-Gro Casino Sunday Morning Champagne Brunch Buffet
b. Taco Bell because trees always seem to be broke
c. Tree food court at the tree mall
d. Red Lobster
e. Anything off the trunk of a $1000-a-night tree hooker
5. You catch your lover in bed with C-3P0. You:
a. Congratulate the better man.
b. Ask for a C-3some-0.
c. Get really C-3P.O.'ed.
d. Ask him to autograph the VCR.
e. May as well watch, because it's hard to picture how this goes down
**while i used to embrace canada, some snotty kid ruined it for me by being an over patriotic and crazy-stupid guy that would never shut up (normally i excuse this every so often, esp around holidays, but this twirp was 24/7 annoying). while i know he doesn't represent canada as a whole, i have yet to completely blot him from my memory or word association. until then, i like to imagine him being torn apart slowly by mooses.
the rest of my answers seem pretty common sense.
Drama junk you don't want to hear, i know. The meme:
1. You just got change, and you have a Canadian penny. What do you do?
a. Demand a real penny, damn it, not one of these cheap knock-offs**
b. Check with those nearby to see if you really are in Canada, and if so, find out why
c. Swallow it, quick, before they find you
d. Unwrap it and eat the chocolate
2. You find an eclair in your sock drawer. You:
a. Put on a pair of socks
b. Put on the eclair
c. Look for the other eclair, cause there must be a pair
d. Pinch yourself cuz you must be dreaming
3. What can I say to God to get into heaven?
a. Do you have any idea who I am?
b. I just need to get in for a minute I want to see if my friends are there.
c. I can make your life very difficult
d. Come on god, be cool, man, be cool
4. If you were a tree, where would you go out to eat?
a. Miracle-Gro Casino Sunday Morning Champagne Brunch Buffet
b. Taco Bell because trees always seem to be broke
c. Tree food court at the tree mall
d. Red Lobster
e. Anything off the trunk of a $1000-a-night tree hooker
5. You catch your lover in bed with C-3P0. You:
a. Congratulate the better man.
b. Ask for a C-3some-0.
c. Get really C-3P.O.'ed.
d. Ask him to autograph the VCR.
e. May as well watch, because it's hard to picture how this goes down
**while i used to embrace canada, some snotty kid ruined it for me by being an over patriotic and crazy-stupid guy that would never shut up (normally i excuse this every so often, esp around holidays, but this twirp was 24/7 annoying). while i know he doesn't represent canada as a whole, i have yet to completely blot him from my memory or word association. until then, i like to imagine him being torn apart slowly by mooses.
the rest of my answers seem pretty common sense.