Ooh! A survey! I feel like I need to do a good job. I wanna win that car!
1) Are you currently in a serious relationship? 02) What was your dream growing up? To write and draw comic books 03) What talent do you wish you had? The ability to write and draw comic books. 04) If I bought you a drink what would it be? A Pabst, you cheap son of a bitch. 05) Favorite vegetable? Potato. 06) What was the last book you read? Lensmen. I never get asked this question after I've read a smarmy intellectual book. 07) What zodiac sign are you? Virgo. Yeah, yeah. Har de har har. 08) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where. No tattoos or piercings. My body is a temple. Ahem. 09) Worst Habit? I often tell people the same story multiple times. 10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? Sure. 11) What is your favorite sport? Mixed Martial Arts. 12) Do you have a Pessimistic or Optimistic attitude? Optimistic. 13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? Work together to try to escape. Or probably just bullshit around until someone came. 14) Worst thing to ever happen to you? I blocked it out. 15) Tell me one weird fact about you. I have a scar on my chest that appeared in college that I have no idea how it got there. 16) Do you have any pets? I consider Master and Scamp partially mine at this point. 17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly? Wanna beer? 18) What was your first impression of me? That you're very sardonic. 19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary? Scary as fuck. Fuck clowns. Did you know there's clown porn? What the fuck is wrong with people? 20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be? My chest. 21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience? Conscience. Put down that cookie! You'll ruin your dinner. 22) What color eyes do you have? Blue. 23) Ever been arrested? No. 24) Bottle or can soda? Depends on the flavor and brand of soda. 25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it? Take a trip overseas somewhere. 26) Favorite band to listen to when you're mad? Hmm. I don't really listen to music when I'm mad. 27) What's your favorite place to hang out at? Either your apartment or the house. I'm such a homebody. 28) Do you believe in ghosts? No. 29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time? Read or play video games. 30) Do you swear a lot? Fuck yes I do. Bitch. 31) Biggest pet peeve? People who leave the shopping cart out in the parking lot. 32) In one word, how would you describe yourself? Goofy. 33) Do you believe/appreciate romance? Yes. 34) Favourite and least favourite food? Hot wings are fave. Squash on the other hand, I've never liked. 35) Do you believe in God? No. 36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you? Huh?
1) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
02) What was your dream growing up? To write and draw comic books
03) What talent do you wish you had? The ability to write and draw comic books.
04) If I bought you a drink what would it be? A Pabst, you cheap son of a bitch.
05) Favorite vegetable? Potato.
06) What was the last book you read? Lensmen. I never get asked this question after I've read a smarmy intellectual book.
07) What zodiac sign are you? Virgo. Yeah, yeah. Har de har har.
08) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where. No tattoos or piercings. My body is a temple. Ahem.
09) Worst Habit? I often tell people the same story multiple times.
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? Sure.
11) What is your favorite sport? Mixed Martial Arts.
12) Do you have a Pessimistic or Optimistic attitude? Optimistic.
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? Work together to try to escape. Or probably just bullshit around until someone came.
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you? I blocked it out.
15) Tell me one weird fact about you. I have a scar on my chest that appeared in college that I have no idea how it got there.
16) Do you have any pets? I consider Master and Scamp partially mine at this point.
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly? Wanna beer?
18) What was your first impression of me? That you're very sardonic.
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary? Scary as fuck. Fuck clowns. Did you know there's clown porn? What the fuck is wrong with people?
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be? My chest.
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience? Conscience. Put down that cookie! You'll ruin your dinner.
22) What color eyes do you have? Blue.
23) Ever been arrested? No.
24) Bottle or can soda? Depends on the flavor and brand of soda.
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it? Take a trip overseas somewhere.
26) Favorite band to listen to when you're mad? Hmm. I don't really listen to music when I'm mad.
27) What's your favorite place to hang out at? Either your apartment or the house. I'm such a homebody.
28) Do you believe in ghosts? No.
29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time? Read or play video games.
30) Do you swear a lot? Fuck yes I do. Bitch.
31) Biggest pet peeve? People who leave the shopping cart out in the parking lot.
32) In one word, how would you describe yourself? Goofy.
33) Do you believe/appreciate romance? Yes.
34) Favourite and least favourite food? Hot wings are fave. Squash on the other hand, I've never liked.
35) Do you believe in God? No.
36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you? Huh?
Did I make an A?
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