Crunch Time

Dec 09, 2004 10:20

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_chevron_ December 12 2004, 18:40:16 UTC
I've seen most of the first pokemon movie on tv. XP You and Mew share a very similar cruel and icy demenre.

a) First of all...I don't think you two could get in a catfight. If something actually spawned combat between you two...it would be a brawl. O_o I'm aware that both of you had martial arts training...if I remember correctly you were more advanced. On the other hand Kelly is one tough bitch. Her small size would lead to underestimate her...but that's often a mistake. >_< At the moment I would have to put my money on Kiks because I've personally tusseled with her. The most damage you've ever done involved kicking in my shin bones. >_> As painful as that was...I don't think it would stop her.

I also doubt there would be much lesbian innuendo. I'd probably be more on the lookout for ripped clothing. ^_^ If it was "play fighting" then yes I would commit as much of it as possible to memory...while cursing myself for not having a video camera.

b) Probably...that happens most every morning. Whether it be at my apartment...my home...or even a fucking hotel. O_o What kind of answer were you looking for? "Oh yes...the thought of Kelly sleeping with her large stuffed cat in the next room drove me WILD with excitement!" Maybe _you_ should do some educational reading for once: http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/1518.html

c) Well I would say 50% of them are dicks(average male gamer)...30% of them are assholes(male gamer with an inflated ego...sometimes posessing the skill to back it up...but often just annoying)...and the other 20% are pussies(guys that play one-player games all the time...the ones that lack a need for competition). Team America World Police taught me:
"Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck a asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are a inch and half away from assholes."

That about covers it...oh..and I'm a dick. XP Not an asshole.

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