To: Captain Archer: Incident & Status Report

Jul 13, 2004 06:00

To; Captain Archer
From: Chef
Subject: Incident Report and Galley Status Report
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SUMMARY:

Following the recent invasion by those goddamned bastards incursion, a preliminary report on the status of the galley and food stores is as follows:

Personnel: 1 serious injury to steward... is expected to recover and several galley assistants self-treated for bumps and bruises.

Physical Damage: The galley was ransacked; a number of small appliances were damaged or are missing as are various items of cookware. Major equipment items (stoves, ovens, refrigerators) are functional.

Status of Food Supplies: As you are aware, the security of the long-term inventory storage pantries and freezers was addressed after the repeated incursions and thefts by the cheese-loving alien. Access to those areas was restricted and locked security mechanisms were installed. I'm glad to say those measures proved effective. The only food theft was from the current-supplies pantries and freezers. This certainly represents a loss, but is in no way crippling to the mission.

Status: I estimate that reasonably complete galley service will be restored in 2 days, with limited service phased in before then.

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DETAILS:

Physical Damage: The galley was ransacked; a number of small appliances were damaged or are missing as are various items of cookware. None are critical, but certain menu items will be unavailable or in limited supply until repairs or replacements can be made. Major equipment items (stoves, ovens, refrigerators) are functional. The door to Freezer A was seriously damaged and the unit is temporarily out of service. Backup units are functional and adequate for the present. A significant quantity of cutlery was stolen, including several sets of chef's knives.

Status of Food Supplies: There are a few food items which will be in very limited supply, but they were in diminishing supply anyway if the last of them was presently being kept in those pantries. I will speak to the crew who are particularly affected, and will try to work out alternatives. This is an incomplete list, but appears to include bratwurst, bottled ketchup, mozzerella cheese, marmite, pickled onions, and several varieties of breakfast cereal, and preserved fruits. Several spices will also be in very limited supply unless we can replenish them locally, as the working spice cabinet was definitely accessible and was cleaned out. There are some replacement stores, but not for everything.

Status: Cleanup crews are working overtime to get the galley cleaned and back into service. Cold food is presently available and ration packs are always an option. Some of those were stolen, but supplies of ration packs are stored in various locations throughout the ship and several caches were untouched. I estimate that reasonably complete galley service will be restored in 2 days, with limited service phased in before then. Menus will be modified, however, and selections will be more limited.

Updates will be issued as appropriate.
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