Apr 01, 2004 21:36
YO!
Who be in this building? Someone better DAAAAMN well explain this shit to me and fast. Anyone? There's a disgruntled white lady up in here with a secret and if someone don't start paying some attention to me, I swear to God I will start breaking things. HEY! HEY! Who the hell is in here? Someone better come and explain this shit to me! You hear? I MISS MY PENIS. I will be damned like a mother freakin' son of a bitch if I'm going to go through life in a bra. Granted, I have a damn nice set of them things, but I don't know what to do with them.
WHAT THE FU-
I'm flying. SHIT! I'm flying. Someone get me the hell down. WHITE GIRLS DON'T JUMP, WHITE GIRLS DON'T JUMP! Someone call the cops! They don't know this body, it'll be cool. Get my the HELL down! I'm going to hit the- My ass is aimed at the ceiling. SOMEONE GET THE HELL IN HERE. I am NOT kidding, you pansy-assed mama's boys, someone GET ME DOWN.
This is like a whole bunch of Mary Poppins shit gone to hell in a hand basket. We're definitely all going to die.