Shagging Fruit! Raise the terror alert!!
Okay, so I'm worried about Paige. After mulling over breakfast of cantaloupe this morning, I decided that I have to, clearly, search the Book of Shadows for some clue about a Fruit Shagging Demon/Fairy/Lizard/Garden Gnome.
Cole wasn't being particularly sensitive to FruitGate 2004 because he feels that I'm over reacting, or is possibly threatened by my grapefruit. I don't know.
I thought that wearing a black cat suit might help my secret mission, but apparently I burned all my cat suits in the Purge of Slut Clothes earlier this month. So, I had to settle for sweat pants and a "Your Village Called, Their Idiot Is Missing" shirt. Very stealthy, Phoebs, very stealthy.
Anyhow, Morrigan was gracious enough to assist me, and so I've brought the book down to the living room very stealthily so we can search for this demented Fruit Licking Garden Gnome. Morri, why don't you put on the TV so we have some background noise, since my undercover schtick went awry.
Oooh. Queer Eye For the Straight Guy. Yum. I LOVE that Carson's sense of style.
*peers at Book*
Uh, Morri? I think the Book is purring...
Cole wasn't being particularly sensitive to FruitGate 2004 because he feels that I'm over reacting, or is possibly threatened by my grapefruit. I don't know.
I thought that wearing a black cat suit might help my secret mission, but apparently I burned all my cat suits in the Purge of Slut Clothes earlier this month. So, I had to settle for sweat pants and a "Your Village Called, Their Idiot Is Missing" shirt. Very stealthy, Phoebs, very stealthy.
Anyhow, Morrigan was gracious enough to assist me, and so I've brought the book down to the living room very stealthily so we can search for this demented Fruit Licking Garden Gnome. Morri, why don't you put on the TV so we have some background noise, since my undercover schtick went awry.
Oooh. Queer Eye For the Straight Guy. Yum. I LOVE that Carson's sense of style.
*peers at Book*
Uh, Morri? I think the Book is purring...