Too lazy to put it behind a cut.
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(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)
✓ I miss somebody right now.
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (I watch more. Because I dont have a job.)
✓ I own lots of books. (Had to buy a bookcase.)
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. (My super cool glasses.)
✓ I love to play video games. (Even though I suck)
✓ I've tried marijuana.
✓ I've watched porn movies.
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (Not always true. I'd rather not know something that would hurt me.)
✓ I curse sometimes. (Sometimes? Haha.. all the time.)
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (I'd like to think so. I definitely think I'm more mature.)
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
* * * * *
✓ I have broken someone's bones. (My own.)
× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
× I hate the rain.
✓ I'm paranoid at times.
✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (Oh yeah. I would totally take the easy way out, haha.)
✓ I need/want money right now. (Being broke sucks. Being broke and not being able to get a job for a month, sucks more.)
× I love sushi.
× I talk really, really fast.
× I have fresh breath in the morning.
× I have long hair.
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
✓ I have at least one sibling.
✓ I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
✓ I like the way that I look. (Sometimes.)
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
× I am usually pessimistic.
✓ I have a lot of mood swings.
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. (I'd rathre see it legal.. just not on the streets. I think that prostitution in brothels is fine. Some people cant get their rocks of otherwise.)
✓ I slept with a roommate. (Dustin counts, right?)
× I have a hidden talent.
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
× I have a lot of friends.
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex.
× I enjoy talking on the phone.
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
× I love to shop and/or window shop.
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (I used to be.)
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone. (Despite how much I've always hated them.)
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (Haven't passed out.. but I've been drunk.)
✓ I've rejected someone before.
× I currently like/love someone.
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
✓ I want to have children in the future.
✓ I have changed a diaper before.
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything.
✓ I have a lot to learn.
× I am shy around the opposite sex.
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
× I have at least 5 away messages saved.
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie.
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
✓ I enjoy some country music.
✓ I would die for my best friends.
× I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
× I am happy at this moment.
× I'm obsessed with guys.
× Democrat.
× Republican.
× I don't even know what I am. (I know what I am. I'm a friggin' independent. Dont tell me I have to vote for someone like Bush if I dont want to. Hell, McCain would have so kicked ass as president.)
✓ I am punk rockish. (I like the music. The boys are hot.. but I could never ever fuckin' pull off that look.)
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
✓ I study for tests most of the time. (Still fail, though.)
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
× I can work on a car.
× I love my job(s).
× I am comfortable with who I am right now.
× I have more than just my ears pierced. (I want more done.)
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can.
× I have jumped off a bridge. (Crazy fucks.)
× I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
× I am proficient on a musical instrument.
✓ I hate office jobs.
× I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted.
✓ I am a pyro. (Haha totally.)
✓ I have thrown up from crying too much.
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (I think so.)
✓ I fall for the worst people. (Yeah, I agree.)
✓ I adore bright colours. (C'mon, yellow is my favorite color.)
× I usually like covers better than originals. (Depends on the song.)
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (Fuck no. TGIFridays has awesome mashed potatoes. Applebees has sucky mashed potatoes, but they've got decent everything else.)
✓ I can pick up things with my toes.
× I can't whistle.
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse.
× I still have every journal I've ever written in.
× I talk in my sleep. (I have.)
✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (Oh yeah. Put me back in the day's of the civil war.)
× I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
× I wear a toe ring.
✓ I have a tattoo. (I want more.)
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
× I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
✓ If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (I know who, too.)
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
✓ I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (Only if its mixed with Sobe No Fear.)
× I'm an artist.
× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
✓ I have terrible teeth. (I think so. But I can make them better.)
× I hate my toes.
× I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
✓ I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (I believe so.)
✓ I have lived in either three different states or countries.
× I am extremely flexible.
✓ I love hugs more than kisses.
× I want to own my own business.
× I smoke.
× I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (If you're saying I can shoot one, I can. Its easy.)
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
✓ I have played strip poker with someone else before.
✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
✓ I can't stand being alone.
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time.
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
× I'm a judgmental asshole.
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent.
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
× I am a Libertarian.
× I can speak more than one language.
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
✓ I would rather read than watch TV.
× I like reading fact more than fiction.
× I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
× I have no piercings.
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
✓ I like most animals better than most people.
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
× I have hit someone with a dead fish. (No. But I've chased someone with it.)
× I am compulsively honest.
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk.
× I obsessively wash my hands.
× I always carry something significant around with me.
✓ Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
✓ Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (In certain cases.)
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
× I don't like to chew gum.
✓ I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
× I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
× I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
× I have a custom-built computer.
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. (No.. both of my cats are girls.)
× I've gone skinny-dipping.
× I've performed in three plays.
✓ I enjoy burritos. (Omfg that sounds good.)
× I'm Irish and loving it.
× I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin!
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
✓ I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (Sometimes)
× I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
× I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded.
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
× I download songs from the internet.
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
✓ I say random things to freak people out.
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
× I love playing Truth or Dare.
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
✓ I think this survey is particularly long.
✓ I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (In some cases.)
× I can only hate someone that I love.
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.
(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)
✓ I miss somebody right now.
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (I watch more. Because I dont have a job.)
✓ I own lots of books. (Had to buy a bookcase.)
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. (My super cool glasses.)
✓ I love to play video games. (Even though I suck)
✓ I've tried marijuana.
✓ I've watched porn movies.
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (Not always true. I'd rather not know something that would hurt me.)
✓ I curse sometimes. (Sometimes? Haha.. all the time.)
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (I'd like to think so. I definitely think I'm more mature.)
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
* * * * *
✓ I have broken someone's bones. (My own.)
× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
× I hate the rain.
✓ I'm paranoid at times.
✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (Oh yeah. I would totally take the easy way out, haha.)
✓ I need/want money right now. (Being broke sucks. Being broke and not being able to get a job for a month, sucks more.)
× I love sushi.
× I talk really, really fast.
× I have fresh breath in the morning.
× I have long hair.
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
✓ I have at least one sibling.
✓ I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
✓ I like the way that I look. (Sometimes.)
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
× I am usually pessimistic.
✓ I have a lot of mood swings.
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. (I'd rathre see it legal.. just not on the streets. I think that prostitution in brothels is fine. Some people cant get their rocks of otherwise.)
✓ I slept with a roommate. (Dustin counts, right?)
× I have a hidden talent.
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
× I have a lot of friends.
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex.
× I enjoy talking on the phone.
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
× I love to shop and/or window shop.
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (I used to be.)
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone. (Despite how much I've always hated them.)
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (Haven't passed out.. but I've been drunk.)
✓ I've rejected someone before.
× I currently like/love someone.
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
✓ I want to have children in the future.
✓ I have changed a diaper before.
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything.
✓ I have a lot to learn.
× I am shy around the opposite sex.
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
× I have at least 5 away messages saved.
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie.
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
✓ I enjoy some country music.
✓ I would die for my best friends.
× I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
× I am happy at this moment.
× I'm obsessed with guys.
× Democrat.
× Republican.
× I don't even know what I am. (I know what I am. I'm a friggin' independent. Dont tell me I have to vote for someone like Bush if I dont want to. Hell, McCain would have so kicked ass as president.)
✓ I am punk rockish. (I like the music. The boys are hot.. but I could never ever fuckin' pull off that look.)
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
✓ I study for tests most of the time. (Still fail, though.)
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
× I can work on a car.
× I love my job(s).
× I am comfortable with who I am right now.
× I have more than just my ears pierced. (I want more done.)
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can.
× I have jumped off a bridge. (Crazy fucks.)
× I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
× I am proficient on a musical instrument.
✓ I hate office jobs.
× I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted.
✓ I am a pyro. (Haha totally.)
✓ I have thrown up from crying too much.
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (I think so.)
✓ I fall for the worst people. (Yeah, I agree.)
✓ I adore bright colours. (C'mon, yellow is my favorite color.)
× I usually like covers better than originals. (Depends on the song.)
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (Fuck no. TGIFridays has awesome mashed potatoes. Applebees has sucky mashed potatoes, but they've got decent everything else.)
✓ I can pick up things with my toes.
× I can't whistle.
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse.
× I still have every journal I've ever written in.
× I talk in my sleep. (I have.)
✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (Oh yeah. Put me back in the day's of the civil war.)
× I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
× I wear a toe ring.
✓ I have a tattoo. (I want more.)
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
× I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
✓ If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (I know who, too.)
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
✓ I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (Only if its mixed with Sobe No Fear.)
× I'm an artist.
× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
✓ I have terrible teeth. (I think so. But I can make them better.)
× I hate my toes.
× I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
✓ I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (I believe so.)
✓ I have lived in either three different states or countries.
× I am extremely flexible.
✓ I love hugs more than kisses.
× I want to own my own business.
× I smoke.
× I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (If you're saying I can shoot one, I can. Its easy.)
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
✓ I have played strip poker with someone else before.
✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
✓ I can't stand being alone.
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time.
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
× I'm a judgmental asshole.
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent.
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
× I am a Libertarian.
× I can speak more than one language.
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
✓ I would rather read than watch TV.
× I like reading fact more than fiction.
× I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
× I have no piercings.
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
✓ I like most animals better than most people.
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
× I have hit someone with a dead fish. (No. But I've chased someone with it.)
× I am compulsively honest.
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk.
× I obsessively wash my hands.
× I always carry something significant around with me.
✓ Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
✓ Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (In certain cases.)
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
× I don't like to chew gum.
✓ I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
× I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
× I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
× I have a custom-built computer.
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. (No.. both of my cats are girls.)
× I've gone skinny-dipping.
× I've performed in three plays.
✓ I enjoy burritos. (Omfg that sounds good.)
× I'm Irish and loving it.
× I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin!
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
✓ I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (Sometimes)
× I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
× I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded.
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
× I download songs from the internet.
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
✓ I say random things to freak people out.
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
× I love playing Truth or Dare.
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
✓ I think this survey is particularly long.
✓ I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (In some cases.)
× I can only hate someone that I love.
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.