i found one o' thon "answer these questions about me" jobbies... i was bored, so i answered the questions whilst thinking of YEEEOOOUUUWWWW!!!
Your name is: ratface/kitchen/caution/bastard How long have you known me: too long Do I smoke?: no Do i drink?: yes What was your first impression of me upon meeting?: oh dear What's my age?: 46 whats my birthdate?: 54th june 2078 Take a stab at my middle name: it's easy - complete cunt What colour hair do I have?: grey whats my eye colour: white Do I have any siblings?: james and the gimp whats my favourite band called: sazzle solo set Have you ever had a crush on me?: i've always had a crush on you would you tell me if you did: i just did, and i do all the time What's one of my favourite things to do?: touch yourself Do you remember one of the first things I said to you?: "slap me!" What's my favourite type of music?: country/folk/jazz What is the best feature about me?: your veins Am I shy or outgoing?: outshying Would you say I am funny?: i'd say you're a bastard Am I a rebel or do follow all the rules?: you just fall over Any special talents?: "special" has many forms Would you consider me a friend?: sadly, yes whats my favourite colour: mustard Have you ever seen me cry?: i'd like to see you die If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be?: wanker What's your favourite memory of me?: making me slap you If you and I were stranded on a desert island, whats one thing would you want to take with us?: a machine gun. or a bass with no strings.
Your name is: ratface/kitchen/caution/bastard
How long have you known me: too long
Do I smoke?: no
Do i drink?: yes
What was your first impression of me upon meeting?: oh dear
What's my age?: 46
whats my birthdate?: 54th june 2078
Take a stab at my middle name: it's easy - complete cunt
What colour hair do I have?: grey
whats my eye colour: white
Do I have any siblings?: james and the gimp
whats my favourite band called: sazzle solo set
Have you ever had a crush on me?: i've always had a crush on you
would you tell me if you did: i just did, and i do all the time
What's one of my favourite things to do?: touch yourself
Do you remember one of the first things I said to you?: "slap me!"
What's my favourite type of music?: country/folk/jazz
What is the best feature about me?: your veins
Am I shy or outgoing?: outshying
Would you say I am funny?: i'd say you're a bastard
Am I a rebel or do follow all the rules?: you just fall over
Any special talents?: "special" has many forms
Would you consider me a friend?: sadly, yes
whats my favourite colour: mustard
Have you ever seen me cry?: i'd like to see you die
If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be?: wanker
What's your favourite memory of me?: making me slap you
If you and I were stranded on a desert island, whats one thing would you want to take with us?: a machine gun. or a bass with no strings.
sorry baby! XXX
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