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havent been doing much recently as i am ILL!!! and as it was chris's birthday celebrations yesterday (happy birthday chris!!!) and i was somewhat drunk, i am now worse ill wise today so might not be able to go to the dangerfields christmas gig :( we shall see though. as i have spent most days at home this week ive been very bored so have been flicking through random websites - one being how to annoy people :) - these are my favourites...
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way".
Answer every question with another question. As soon as one of you says a statement instead of a question, shout "I win!".
As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
As people talk, smell their shoulders.
Ask people what gender they are.
Bring a portable CD player to a concert and listen the CD because you insist that it is "Just better quality"
Call other people "Champ" or "Tiger.". Refer to yourself as "Coach."
Chew on pens/pencils that you've borrowed.
Dance fast to slow music and vice-versa.
Disagree strongly with everything anybody says.
Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
Drum on every available surface.
Every time someone asks you to do something or says something to you ask "Is that a threat?"
Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
“Forget” the punch line to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
Insist on buying airplane tickets for friends to "save them money." Make sure the plane departs at 5AM and the tickets are non-refundable. Point out that you didn't really save them any money.
Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
Say to people, "Did you wear deodorant today?"
Surprise old friend's by visiting them at 3AM "to discuss old times".
Tell small children that they don't look very promising.
Whenever anybody says anything to you. Respond by saying, "I know."
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way".
Answer every question with another question. As soon as one of you says a statement instead of a question, shout "I win!".
As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
As people talk, smell their shoulders.
Ask people what gender they are.
Bring a portable CD player to a concert and listen the CD because you insist that it is "Just better quality"
Call other people "Champ" or "Tiger.". Refer to yourself as "Coach."
Chew on pens/pencils that you've borrowed.
Dance fast to slow music and vice-versa.
Disagree strongly with everything anybody says.
Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
Drum on every available surface.
Every time someone asks you to do something or says something to you ask "Is that a threat?"
Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
“Forget” the punch line to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
Insist on buying airplane tickets for friends to "save them money." Make sure the plane departs at 5AM and the tickets are non-refundable. Point out that you didn't really save them any money.
Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
Say to people, "Did you wear deodorant today?"
Surprise old friend's by visiting them at 3AM "to discuss old times".
Tell small children that they don't look very promising.
Whenever anybody says anything to you. Respond by saying, "I know."