[1] when and how did we meet: In the lobby of the MTV Studios after one of your first gigs back in late '97, I believe. [2] what did you first notice about me: Your wack uhh... awkward sense of style. You were wearing a plaid shirt or some shit. [3] what do you like most about me: The fact that you're such a dirty old man, but you host a childrens' show. *laughs* [4] are we friends: Hell yea. [5] have you ever seen me with my shirt off: Naw man ... and somehow I hope I never have to either. [6] have you ever seen me cry: Only when you're laughing real hard. [7] describe me in four adjectives: Dirty, funny, smartass, cool. [8] if we could spend a day together what would we do: Hit a few bottles, hit a few joints, then hit a few strip clubs. [9] have we ever gotten in a fight: Not a serious one, no. [10] if you could give me a present what would it be: But I've bought you enough shit! *laughs* J/K. I'd get you a nice lady love cuz I know you want one. [11] would you hug me: A manly hug, yea. [12] what do you really think of me: You're a cool ass dude. [13] have we ever kissed: We're close, but we aint THAT close. [14] has there ever been anything you wanted to tell me, but were scared to: ... Naw. I aint scurred, nigga! [15] wanna makeout: This question aint even right ... and I just ate too. [16] is there anything you dont like about me: The fact you let them damn teenies on TRL scream so damn loud for so damn long. You're the exec. producer, can't you tell them to shut the hell up?!! [17] what makes you think of me: Strippers, TRL, all yo exes, black nail polish lol, etc. ... [18] whats your name: P. Muthafucking Diddy!!! [19] am i nice to you: Yea, you straight. [20] have we ever dated: Stop playing, dawg.
[2] what did you first notice about me: Your wack uhh... awkward sense of style. You were wearing a plaid shirt or some shit.
[3] what do you like most about me: The fact that you're such a dirty old man, but you host a childrens' show. *laughs*
[4] are we friends: Hell yea.
[5] have you ever seen me with my shirt off: Naw man ... and somehow I hope I never have to either.
[6] have you ever seen me cry: Only when you're laughing real hard.
[7] describe me in four adjectives: Dirty, funny, smartass, cool.
[8] if we could spend a day together what would we do: Hit a few bottles, hit a few joints, then hit a few strip clubs.
[9] have we ever gotten in a fight: Not a serious one, no.
[10] if you could give me a present what would it be: But I've bought you enough shit! *laughs* J/K. I'd get you a nice lady love cuz I know you want one.
[11] would you hug me: A manly hug, yea.
[12] what do you really think of me: You're a cool ass dude.
[13] have we ever kissed: We're close, but we aint THAT close.
[14] has there ever been anything you wanted to tell me, but were scared to: ... Naw. I aint scurred, nigga!
[15] wanna makeout: This question aint even right ... and I just ate too.
[16] is there anything you dont like about me: The fact you let them damn teenies on TRL scream so damn loud for so damn long. You're the exec. producer, can't you tell them to shut the hell up?!!
[17] what makes you think of me: Strippers, TRL, all yo exes, black nail polish lol, etc. ...
[18] whats your name: P. Muthafucking Diddy!!!
[19] am i nice to you: Yea, you straight.
[20] have we ever dated: Stop playing, dawg.
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