[Receiving... receiving...]
"Due to the network being as ridiculously broken as usual, I guess this is how things will be said. Well, fine, I just don't care anymore. [he clears his throat] So. Miss Koenig, princess... Anastasia, this is my final confession. During the time we've known each other, I've wronged you and those you care about. I've plotted against your countries and your lives. For this, I owe you both sincere apologies... yes, sincere... don't give me that look, Godslayer. So, uh, right. I, Nicholas Conrad... Romanov?... ask your forgiveness.
Karin... I loved you once... and though... well, I'm not sure where I'm going with this. Ah, you're a bright woman and I think... [indistinct, uncomfortable noises issue from Yuri in background] ... hmm, can I say 'you can do better' and still sound sincere? No? Too bad. You'll do well, I know you will.
This way, Yuri, turn here.
Anastasia... our father's a prick and you don't act like a proper princess at all ... [he pauses, muttering] Er, I forget, I'm supposed to be being pleasant... ... ... [he coughs] Best of luck. Keep your chin up and all that.
And I come to Lady. Precious... may I still call you that just this once more? [Some kind of faraway 'hmph' sound comes from Yuri.] Anyway, despite what I did previous to this... your words touched me. Thank you. For everything.
Um, can I think of anything else? [his voice gets quieter and muffled as though getting farther away] Would you like me to record your apology, too, Yuri? Hmm? Well, shut up, I'm not going to. [his voice returns to normal and there is the sound of Yuri saying 'Bite me!' in the background] For the rest of you... buzz off! This message isn't for your prying ears.
Hmm? Oh yes, I believe we'll have enough cover here. Alright... do svidanja... good bye. God bless."
[there is an ominous clang of metal and sound of Yuri grunting "Okay then..."]
[Buzz - End transmission]