Sep 19, 2004 21:24
xLitTle SmaLLz : eyyyooo jake thinks hes some sort of "gangsterr" and talks with the ladies like hes some sort of wanksterr...but when it all comes down that bitch aint nothin but a prankster. his ryhmes not liek mine..smoothe as silk. the only times he sees titties is from a cow..for some milk. he tries to be like yeahhh im the thrilllla. when the truth is hes so dumb..in his screen name he cant even spell vanillla. he came to my house and eats some of my chinese cuisine. he knows i only eat so much ...i gotta get my wieght up, im so skinny and lean. jake you think your the shit. go fetch your girl mary* so you can spit.
ViNilLaThRilLa55 : yo yo yo yo ur rymes are so wack id rather see a gay dude take it from the back, so y dont u go bang red, or just let him sit there chillen while ur givin him head, and then after him go fuck coop and phil and sean and kyle noden too....back wen other girls were plaiyng with dolls u were getting breast implants and i cant finish this ryme cuz nothign rymes with it but i wanted to throw it in there
xLitTle SmaLLz : you say you "ooh yeah i can spit it" man i think you should just QUIT IT. seriously jake, what are you thinking? you cant even rhyme about my breasts...god your rap levels are just sinking. the other day went to mccydee's when you steal a library book you gots to go to rbr and pay the fees. i dont want nothin to do with krillz and his brother. and rather than seeing a guy take it from the back..i bet you just dream about that happenin' to your mother. and for your info i wanna bang red. but he wouldnt do nothin when i was sitting there naked in his bed. im not gunna end this ryhme with saying "nothing ryhmes with it but i wanted to throw it in there" that breaks the rules, yo..that shit ain't fair.
ViNilLaThRilLa55 : arite u lil slut ur pissing me off....more then wen i got a detention from fucken mr choff....i can ryme about ur huge ass titties 2....if u dont shut the fuck up im gonna beat u with my brand new white shoe....and my boy red, there aint nothin wrong with his head, wen u were naked in the bed he just didnt wanan smash cuz he thinks ur gay...and he wants u 2 go away....dont u get the picture? and yea we went 2 mcdeey's and i tried 2 take a french fry and u said bitch please....
ViNilLaThRilLa55: roasted ur ass
xLitTle SmaLLz : you think you roasted me? yeah nd you also think i sucked your pee pee. man you think some crazy shit. some may be true nd chad let everyone know it. you didnt attempt to steal my fries, it was chicken.. stealin food from a poor girl, maaaan you make my tummy begin to sicken. so what if red didnt wanna smash? im sure he would put it in if i gave him some cash. yo jake just quit now. you aint a nig..you aint no lil bow wow.
ViNilLaThRilLa55 : lil bow wow sucks....just liek u do hehehe get it....but anyway so wat if i tried 2 steal ur chicken....ill hit u with a baseball bat and ull be licken, coops dick...well gerbers behind u banging u with his lil stick...ur a fucken trick, ass hoe...just liek josh and darryl said now go...away to another place cuz i dont wanan see ur face anymore ur a whore and i roasted u again so write ur silly ass reply while my boy andrew smith* nuts in ur eye
xLitTle SmaLLz : i gotta give you props...i cant believe i saw you spit a good ryhme..better go get my eye drops. or maybe some glasses? with carly* and michelle* robbie* had a threesome..he put it in their asses. jake you better know that soon your gunnna be cravin the president. nah im not talking about george W. im talking about where teh bush is a resident. if your too dumb to get that . its kayla* where that joke is at. yesterday you were flirtin with pont. yo remember that time you stole my font? you aint nothin but a poser of me. yo where's chads car? i really gotta take a pee.
*these names have been changed to seal the identity. HAAHA LIKE IN 17!!! WAAAHOO.
yeah..i won. HOLLLLER