Ewwwwwwwwwwwww!!
Crystal was in the kitchen at the office this morning doing her normal morning routine. She usually restocks the fridge and such... Well this morning I hear her scream and yell, "ewwwww that's soooo gross!!!!" I run into the kitchen and ask her what happened and she says, "There's a huge cockroach in the drawer!" Sure enough, there was the biggest bug I've ever seen crawling all over the coffee filters, silverware and ziplocs.
Great.
I think I've officially lost my appetite for the next year.
I kid you not, it was _____________________ that big!
Crystal was like, "Should we wait for Bill to get it? Because I'm not touching it!!!!" I looked at her and said, "Yeah right! Bill's a girly-man." So I call Blake to make him come get it for us - he declines and proceeds to try to gross me out. Yeah... thanks babe.
So then we run to the firm across the hall and make the attorney there come get it. Did he get it? Oh, yes. He did a wonderful job squishing it against all our silverware.........
Yep... not eating for a whole year.