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Oh woe is me,
An overgrown budgie
Pink as can be
Oh woe is me.
I cannot, will not be subjected to this any longer. I DEMAND TO BE RETURNED TO MY HUMAN FORM. If it wasn't bad enough that I was subjected to the curious stares and ignorant comments of every nitwit in the school, now I'm forced to endure perverts around every corner. SO HELP ME POTTER IF YOU EVER SUGGEST SUCH A THING TO ME AGAIN WHILE I'M A BIRD I'LL DO MORE THAN ATTACK YOU DURING WHATEVER IT IS YOU THINK YOU WERE DOING ON MY BED.
FURTHER MORE IF I EVER CATCH YOU IN MY ROOMS AGAIN WITHOUT MY EXPLICIT PERMISSION I WILL CASTRATE YOU AND TAKE THE COST OF MY SHEETS OUT ON YOUR HIDE, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!
LUPIN IF YOU DO NOT FIX ME SOON I WILL FIND A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH FOR YOU.
An overgrown budgie
Pink as can be
Oh woe is me.
I cannot, will not be subjected to this any longer. I DEMAND TO BE RETURNED TO MY HUMAN FORM. If it wasn't bad enough that I was subjected to the curious stares and ignorant comments of every nitwit in the school, now I'm forced to endure perverts around every corner. SO HELP ME POTTER IF YOU EVER SUGGEST SUCH A THING TO ME AGAIN WHILE I'M A BIRD I'LL DO MORE THAN ATTACK YOU DURING WHATEVER IT IS YOU THINK YOU WERE DOING ON MY BED.
FURTHER MORE IF I EVER CATCH YOU IN MY ROOMS AGAIN WITHOUT MY EXPLICIT PERMISSION I WILL CASTRATE YOU AND TAKE THE COST OF MY SHEETS OUT ON YOUR HIDE, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!
LUPIN IF YOU DO NOT FIX ME SOON I WILL FIND A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH FOR YOU.