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I cannot believe Dumbledore asked me to... and he threatened to bludgeon me to death with lemon drops if I didn't agree! That insufferable woman! The nerve of her, morphing into James Potter just to be a smart arse. And a rather shoddy copy of him, at that. I hardly think my request for her to become male was unreasonable, as disturbing as her female figure is to my fragile psyche.
But to go so far as to choose James Potter...! I suppose it's lucky she didn't choose that intolerable late cousin of hers, I doubt Dumbledore himself could have saved me from those murder charges.
Nevermind all that, I couldn't even tell you why I am complaining about this on this silly muggle "website". How useless. I don't even like muggles, much less their inventions. Besides that, even wizards know that "computers" and "the internet" are really muggle words for "big box of porn" the muggles' most useless inventions.
However, back to the original reason I "logged on", Miss Granger, I am not sure what point you were trying to prove by giving me this "screen name" but, as a reward for your troubles, you will now be attending detention with me tomorrow evening. Also, you know have a six-foot essay on the useful properties of deadly nightshade due Monday morning. Just on general principle, Miss Granger, you understand, don't you? Of course you do, you're an insufferable little know-it-all.
And, Potter, if you even think of speaking up in your little friend's defense, I have a year's worth of cauldrons with your name written all over them.
But to go so far as to choose James Potter...! I suppose it's lucky she didn't choose that intolerable late cousin of hers, I doubt Dumbledore himself could have saved me from those murder charges.
Nevermind all that, I couldn't even tell you why I am complaining about this on this silly muggle "website". How useless. I don't even like muggles, much less their inventions. Besides that, even wizards know that "computers" and "the internet" are really muggle words for "big box of porn" the muggles' most useless inventions.
However, back to the original reason I "logged on", Miss Granger, I am not sure what point you were trying to prove by giving me this "screen name" but, as a reward for your troubles, you will now be attending detention with me tomorrow evening. Also, you know have a six-foot essay on the useful properties of deadly nightshade due Monday morning. Just on general principle, Miss Granger, you understand, don't you? Of course you do, you're an insufferable little know-it-all.
And, Potter, if you even think of speaking up in your little friend's defense, I have a year's worth of cauldrons with your name written all over them.