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so today is tuesday, december 7th, and i wouldnt be posting if it wasnt for my good friend mike. he is such a bad ass and is frighteningly good at making up things that are always a little off but always make me shoot pepsi on to my 'stache. which brings us to part two of your reading: quote of the day.
---quote of the day---
the setup behind this quote starts with a conversation about jazz, and the many different types of it that actually exist. dont hold your breath, this ones a novel: "so you see, im talking about the jazz that was before the SMOOTH jazz, and even before the black-dudes-wearing-sunglasses-inside jazz. yeah, you see, this jazz - they had a special dance to it even. i cant show you, because i cant breakdance. yeah, breakdancing was invented way before all that hip hop shit- im talking, the 50's. it was invented by a poor white kid who was absent from the waist down due to a terrible football accident." (cue pepsi and other things shooting out of my nose at mach 8.)
so im adding a new segment to my already bad ass lj. its called.... "lyrics to a song which describes my feelings even though you dont care about my feelings." our first song for this new segment will be a delightful piece from modest mouse. inspired by none other than poisson. sing along, if you know the words.
modest mouse
talking shit about a pretty sunset
oh noose, tied myself in... tied myself too tight
looking kind of anxious in your cross armed stance
like a bad tempered prom queen at a homecoming dance
and i claim i'm not excited with my life any more
so i blame this town, this job, these friends
the truth is it's myself
and i'm trying to understand myself
and pinpoint where i am
by the time i get things figured out
i've change the whole damn plan
oh noose, tied myself in... tied myself too tight
talking shit about a pretty sunset
blanketing opinions that i'll probably reget soon
i've changed my mind so much i cant even trust it
my mind changed me so much i cant even trust myself
HARSH bonus - i work tomorrow. 2-7, you know what that means.
definitly tied myself in too tight.
---quote of the day---
the setup behind this quote starts with a conversation about jazz, and the many different types of it that actually exist. dont hold your breath, this ones a novel: "so you see, im talking about the jazz that was before the SMOOTH jazz, and even before the black-dudes-wearing-sunglasses-inside jazz. yeah, you see, this jazz - they had a special dance to it even. i cant show you, because i cant breakdance. yeah, breakdancing was invented way before all that hip hop shit- im talking, the 50's. it was invented by a poor white kid who was absent from the waist down due to a terrible football accident." (cue pepsi and other things shooting out of my nose at mach 8.)
so im adding a new segment to my already bad ass lj. its called.... "lyrics to a song which describes my feelings even though you dont care about my feelings." our first song for this new segment will be a delightful piece from modest mouse. inspired by none other than poisson. sing along, if you know the words.
modest mouse
talking shit about a pretty sunset
oh noose, tied myself in... tied myself too tight
looking kind of anxious in your cross armed stance
like a bad tempered prom queen at a homecoming dance
and i claim i'm not excited with my life any more
so i blame this town, this job, these friends
the truth is it's myself
and i'm trying to understand myself
and pinpoint where i am
by the time i get things figured out
i've change the whole damn plan
oh noose, tied myself in... tied myself too tight
talking shit about a pretty sunset
blanketing opinions that i'll probably reget soon
i've changed my mind so much i cant even trust it
my mind changed me so much i cant even trust myself
HARSH bonus - i work tomorrow. 2-7, you know what that means.
definitly tied myself in too tight.