Alright

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Alright...how about you the people fill this out about me so i can see what you the people think of me

(_) I never have been drunk
(_) I never have smoked pot
(_) I never have kissed a member of the opposite sex
(_) I never have kissed a member of the same sex
(_) I never crashed a friend's car
(_) I never been to Japan
(_) I never rode in a taxi
(_) I never had anal sex
(_) I never have been in love
(_) I never had sex
(_) I never had sex in public
(_) I never have been dumped
(_) I never shoplifted
(_) I never have been fired
(_) I never been in a fist fight
(_) I never had a threesome
(_) I never snuck out of my parent's house
(_) I never been tied up (sexually)
(_) I never been caught masturbating
(_) I never pissed on myself (hahahhaha)
(_) I never had sex with a member of the same sex
(_) I never had sex with a member of the opposite sex
(_) I never have been arrested
(_) I never made out with a stranger
(_) I never stole anything from my job
(_) I never celebrated New Years in Times Square
(_) I never went on a blind date
(_) I never lied to a friend
(_) I never had a crush on a teacher
(_) I never celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans
(_) I never been to Europe
(_) I never skipped school
(_) I never slept with a co-worker
(_) I never have been fisted or fisted anyone
(_) I never have thrown up in a bar
(_) I never paid for sex
(_) I never danced in front of people in my underwear and suspenders
(_) I never use all capitals if I can help it.
(_) I never flashed my tits/bits at a party.
(_) I never smoked tobacco
(_) I never have failed a test
(_) I never have cheated on anyone
(_) I never had a sex change
(_) I never participated in a gang bang involving one or more farm animals