dear sticks and stones may break your bones but words will kick you in the taint...a social tyraid.
so I've kept my mouth shut because most of these situations have not so much to do with me but more so my friends...but I've seen and heard enough shit to determine I don't care who it pisses off. I would have zero to no problem saying any of this to any of your faces but this kills several birds(and some douches) with one stone. not only that I have zero to no plans of seeing some of you in the immediate or distant future. but if you desire to call me out on that point we can set up a meeting and I will read you your paragraph verbatim. on with aforementioned paragraphs.
1.)well ill start with the freshest thing on my mind and that would the jesse ballerina journal entry which would be more appropriately titled I am the pot calling the kettle black. now I will say that I don't really know you too well only through the interactions of some of my friends but goddamn you have some big balls for such a small frame. I found the part where you referred to lukes relationship as so-called particularly hilarious with a side of ironic given your recent escapades. and not only that you tell him that if he has a problem with you he should say it to your face. I laughed as I read it from your livejournal (see intro before you get too clever). some of the parts I won't touch on because I don't know all of what was said but what I do know is that much if it was laughable at best. your time would have been better served throwing rocks at glass houses instead of luke.
2.)on to the biggest shitstorm to rattle the cages of highschool since the jlo ben split. yes squared fucking around with kaity. sqared I love you buddy but that was a tremendously fucked move. I've had your back on about every occasion. I've taken up for you when people talk shit on numerous occasions but there is no justification for this one at all. your aim info reads true friends stab you in the front...well I will have luke return the knife out of his back if you promptly remove that line from your info. true frinds don't fuck said friend's girlfriend. I know luke is not always a model of sound decision making but he didn't deserve this from you. kaity...yep, go to last sentence and replace luke's name your name,then double it and multiply it by 5.
3.)I highly doubt I skip the time and distance situation. derek, milk almost came out my nose when you texted luke with 'appreciate it' in reference to him playing with greg on this tour. I mean fuck he's only filling the shoes you've refused to fill for the past two months plus (except when its convenient or big enough). In all honesty it just looks likes you decided to join the band again just so you could quit it and receive your get out of jail free card from ryan and squred. once again you are someone that I generally enjoyed being around but this is just fucking stupid. I will also take this time to point out that squared is not allowed on the greg's shady bandwaggon because of the jesse thing(refer paragraph 2 to determine level of hipocrisy being excersized). the only thing I will say to ryan is I don't see how you can completely exonerate jesse without even giving greg word one. if quitting the band is what you had to do then so be it but answering a phone call is not asking too much I don't think. and I'm not even inferring innocence or guilt just a chance to hear him out. but from the things I've heard you may not want to accept all the things he will tell you (see now I am inferring at least partial guilt to the subject of paragraph 1).
there are so many people that have so much to say apparently but don't have a marble in their sack to say it to anyone. so I will. this is as to your faces as I can or care to get(see intro if you wish further interaction). now I'm well aware that my opinion of most of you will mean dick and that's cool with me. I don't give a fuck. I'm sure some of you will not like me after this and some of you that aren't named won't like me either. to this I would reply...I'm sorry to hear that and I don't care. most of you that know me know that I'm brutually honest so this shouldn't be suprising to you. if you don't know me...then get out of my journal you asshat. I will close by saying thank you all for entertaining me and giving me something to do on my way to our show in providence. oh and don't worry you will maintain your likeness rights of the characters that portray you all in the teen drama I am pitching to fox. if any of you would like to play yourselves contact me at illcertainlyrespond@proceedingtocare.gov.
tony out.
1.)well ill start with the freshest thing on my mind and that would the jesse ballerina journal entry which would be more appropriately titled I am the pot calling the kettle black. now I will say that I don't really know you too well only through the interactions of some of my friends but goddamn you have some big balls for such a small frame. I found the part where you referred to lukes relationship as so-called particularly hilarious with a side of ironic given your recent escapades. and not only that you tell him that if he has a problem with you he should say it to your face. I laughed as I read it from your livejournal (see intro before you get too clever). some of the parts I won't touch on because I don't know all of what was said but what I do know is that much if it was laughable at best. your time would have been better served throwing rocks at glass houses instead of luke.
2.)on to the biggest shitstorm to rattle the cages of highschool since the jlo ben split. yes squared fucking around with kaity. sqared I love you buddy but that was a tremendously fucked move. I've had your back on about every occasion. I've taken up for you when people talk shit on numerous occasions but there is no justification for this one at all. your aim info reads true friends stab you in the front...well I will have luke return the knife out of his back if you promptly remove that line from your info. true frinds don't fuck said friend's girlfriend. I know luke is not always a model of sound decision making but he didn't deserve this from you. kaity...yep, go to last sentence and replace luke's name your name,then double it and multiply it by 5.
3.)I highly doubt I skip the time and distance situation. derek, milk almost came out my nose when you texted luke with 'appreciate it' in reference to him playing with greg on this tour. I mean fuck he's only filling the shoes you've refused to fill for the past two months plus (except when its convenient or big enough). In all honesty it just looks likes you decided to join the band again just so you could quit it and receive your get out of jail free card from ryan and squred. once again you are someone that I generally enjoyed being around but this is just fucking stupid. I will also take this time to point out that squared is not allowed on the greg's shady bandwaggon because of the jesse thing(refer paragraph 2 to determine level of hipocrisy being excersized). the only thing I will say to ryan is I don't see how you can completely exonerate jesse without even giving greg word one. if quitting the band is what you had to do then so be it but answering a phone call is not asking too much I don't think. and I'm not even inferring innocence or guilt just a chance to hear him out. but from the things I've heard you may not want to accept all the things he will tell you (see now I am inferring at least partial guilt to the subject of paragraph 1).
there are so many people that have so much to say apparently but don't have a marble in their sack to say it to anyone. so I will. this is as to your faces as I can or care to get(see intro if you wish further interaction). now I'm well aware that my opinion of most of you will mean dick and that's cool with me. I don't give a fuck. I'm sure some of you will not like me after this and some of you that aren't named won't like me either. to this I would reply...I'm sorry to hear that and I don't care. most of you that know me know that I'm brutually honest so this shouldn't be suprising to you. if you don't know me...then get out of my journal you asshat. I will close by saying thank you all for entertaining me and giving me something to do on my way to our show in providence. oh and don't worry you will maintain your likeness rights of the characters that portray you all in the teen drama I am pitching to fox. if any of you would like to play yourselves contact me at illcertainlyrespond@proceedingtocare.gov.
tony out.