Leave Mikayla alone.
Who is it this time that took Mikayla? Would you Ravenclaws, Hufflepuffs, or even Gryffindors stop touching my cat? When I find out who touched my cat... grr... you're going to be in for it this time. Might I need to remind everyone that you are not allowed to touch Mickey? Mikayla doesn't like it when you pet her. You're ruining her fur. Don't you know how annoying that is? Yes, it is quite obvious that I am not in a good mood. Who isn't? With the homework piling up class after class, who wouldn't be stressed out? Oh, probably Granger. She likes homework too much. Ruddy homework.
Oh, and Pansy, overdose of perfume. It smells horrible. I was practically suffocating when I entered the girl's washroom. It was quite obvious that you were the one that sprayed the perfume in the washroom. I cannot put up with your perfume any longer. It's too much. Why don't you ask Blaise for tips in all those girly stuff that you do.
I think I should go do my Charms homework right now. If anyone sees Mikayla, give her back to me and less blood will be present. Lovegood, do you have Mickey? If you do, I want you to send her back to the Slytherin dormitories right away.