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PurplexHarlequin: -brb writing romance novels-
whole mad season: c:
Nom Nom Azoth: lmf
PurplexHarlequin: -puts Alex on a pirate ship-
whole mad season:
whole mad season: BUTTPIRATES?
Nom Nom Azoth: Claire is the busty maiden
PurplexHarlequin: -makes him cabin boy-
Nom Nom Azoth: with heaving breasts
PurplexHarlequin: and long free-flowing hair
Nom Nom Azoth: he is good at plundering booty
Nom Nom Azoth: but the only booty he wants is...hers
whole mad season: this ^
PurplexHarlequin: alas her bodice was torn apart by his greedy hands, husky voice dripping with need and lust
Nom Nom Azoth: She grabbed handfuls of his hair in her hand, clutching him to her before letting him go. She couldn't, it was forbidden. "We mustn't! The crew will know!"
Shikyou Daemon: fff.
PurplexHarlequin: "The crew be damned!" He spat back, pressing up against her. The captain's room was quiet. Private. Nothing like the storm on deck as they made their way towards India. No one would hear their cries of pleasure.
Nom Nom Azoth: She couldn't resist him, her heart melting as she stared deep into his passionate brown eyes. "Oh, Alex!" She gasped, a fire in her heart, and loins, thrusting her forward into his arms before she knew what she had done.
PurplexHarlequin: "Shh" He calmed her as he scooped her up in his powerful arms and carried her to the bed. He knew it was bad luck to let a woman on board, but the only lady to make this virgin voyage would be the ship. He would see to that himself.
whole mad season: i think it'd be hilarious if you actually submitted this as a dream :x
FML we're freaks