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130 lbs. (result of serious depression), cigarettes 10 (better), alcohol units 0 (v.v.g.), will not think about calories, approximate estimation of sexless days: 60.
Gah! Have not had sex in approx. 60 days! Is that not horrid? Maybe should just become prostitute. No, no...v. bad idea. Prostitutes have all varieties of STD's. Perhaps could become lesbian? Ick, no. Am definitely not going to sleep with best friend. Will just have to become more agressive with men.
In pathetic attempt at finding suitable match, will now beg friend's help with dates.
Am begging someone to find match for self...am literally begging. It's quite pathetic, really. Will go get drunk and forget men, hurrah!
Gah! Have not had sex in approx. 60 days! Is that not horrid? Maybe should just become prostitute. No, no...v. bad idea. Prostitutes have all varieties of STD's. Perhaps could become lesbian? Ick, no. Am definitely not going to sleep with best friend. Will just have to become more agressive with men.
In pathetic attempt at finding suitable match, will now beg friend's help with dates.
Am begging someone to find match for self...am literally begging. It's quite pathetic, really. Will go get drunk and forget men, hurrah!