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[_bridgetjones_]

130 lbs. (v.v.v. bad), alcohol units 7, cigarettes 20 (fuck it).

Fuck weight loss plan. Fuck everything. What is point of trying to lose weight when no one notices. Will drink and smoke as much as I want and laugh in people's faces.

Have concluded that all men are fuckwits...at least 95% of male population. Might as well buy blow-up doll in

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[athina_onassis]

You can still buy the blow-up doll and practice voodoo on it!

[_bridgetjones_]

Yes, v. g. idea! I'm sure voodoo practice will come in handy for later times..

[lionmanleo]

All men?

[_bridgetjones_]

Don't worry, I'll always be older. Therefore, you can feel younger. Humph.

[lionmanleo]

And I'll always be more immature than you, so you've got that going for you. :)

[_bridgetjones_]

I don't know about that, I tend to be pretty immature, myself!