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129 lbs. (not v.g.), alcohol units 7 (fuck), cigarettes 15 (in 30 minute period), calories 10,000 (feels like).
10:00 p.m. Am ringing best friends Jude and Shazzer to see if they would like to come over in attempt to get drunk off arses.
10:05 p.m. No answer. V. odd. Maybe they died in fatal car crash.
10:07 p.m. Gah! Best friends might both be dead...best watch news in attempt to see if car crash is on the telly.
10:10 p.m. Car crash theory is shit. Perhaps they went out.
10:12 p.m. Without me? How dare they go without me!
10:20 p.m. Am all alone on Saturday night getting drunk and feeling like antisocial queen. Time to turn on I Will Survive, as is personal motto. Am vowing to self that come next Saturday I will not be alone anymore. Hurrah!
10:00 p.m. Am ringing best friends Jude and Shazzer to see if they would like to come over in attempt to get drunk off arses.
10:05 p.m. No answer. V. odd. Maybe they died in fatal car crash.
10:07 p.m. Gah! Best friends might both be dead...best watch news in attempt to see if car crash is on the telly.
10:10 p.m. Car crash theory is shit. Perhaps they went out.
10:12 p.m. Without me? How dare they go without me!
10:20 p.m. Am all alone on Saturday night getting drunk and feeling like antisocial queen. Time to turn on I Will Survive, as is personal motto. Am vowing to self that come next Saturday I will not be alone anymore. Hurrah!