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Application for _booked!
Basics and shit:
True identity (name):bianca
What they all call you (nicknames):bianca
You have a ______. A.)Vagina B.)Penis:vagina
Number of years you've graced this or any other planet:20
Your eyes:are lovely
Your hair:is way too thick
Mental/Medical conflicts:i soke crack...or not
Any medication you take, what it's called, and what it's for:none
Where you reside:texas
Sexuality (explain. A one word answer will not be sufficient):a stripper's thong
Righty/Lefty/Ambidextrous: ambi: HOLLA
Random and or most important memory of your childhood:dreams of zombies, fears of flushing toilets
Love/Sex/whatever:
Single or taken:happily taken
Love is like...:pms
Ever been in love:sshhh
Which do you prefer? Love or lust:a healthy balance of both
Best love lyrics:oh baby, oh baby
Love at first sight:it's called infatuation at first sight.
Turn ons:light switches, lamps, stoves, etc..
Pick one:
Sunshine or rain?i like floods
summer or winter?autumn is king
Playstation or XBOX?nintendo
Nintendo or Sega?nintendo
Car or truck?bike
sing or dance?dance
Bite into suckers or just lick?i have no teeth
cartoons or movies?bollywood
Novels or magazines?self help books
Rolling Stones or The Beatles?beatles
Coke or pepsi?they're both dangerous and are unfuckwithable
Emotional pain or physical pain?i come in peace
deaf or blind?blind
bored or over energetic?we could be the next energizer bunny
Black and white pictures or color?doesn't matter. they both steal your soul.
walmart or target?walmart is evil, target's and overpriced walmart. niether of the above
Drawing or writing?writing
Music:
Instruments you play:piano, voice, flute, drum machines, household items, etc...
Name some bands you like. Humor us:party of helicopters, portugal. the man, lightning bolt, the octopus project
Ever been to a concert? Explain:omgott no!!! they're evil. duh
Music is...:everywhere
Artist/bands/groups/generes of music that you DONT like:bright eyes and bands that sound like fall out boy. euw
Now:
What's today's date?cinco de mayo
What's your favorite subject?food
What you've done today:sat all day
How are you doing?working
What are you wearing?oooo
What can you hear around you?people squealing
What is the weather like?nice and non allergenic
What book are you currently reading?dada spectrum
More Randomness:
If you could be a crayon, what color would you be?the rainbow
What cd are you planning on buying?i need minus the bear
What's the best advice you've ever gotten?like is like a (four letter word begining with a d) when it gets hard...(u know the rest)
What are you most afraid of?flushing toilets
How many televisions do you have?one
Radios?one
CD players?one
I see you've met my pet owl....:its happy
I also see you've met our bellhop...:and he's on crack
Why should we book you instead of binder you?whatever. i'm bored
How many licks to the center of a tootsie pop?one hundred trillion million thousand
What do people label you as?i don't know. i live in a bubble
What color's your room? grey
Favorite shirt?is old
what's your lucky number?one trillion
Weirdest thing about you? Why?i'm radioactive
Worst feeling in the world.cramps
What's next to your bed?plants
What "breakfast cereal" do you like most?fruity pebbles
Opinions: (you should elaborate. Spend some time and effort on this or your application will be ignored.)
Is cheerleading a sport?:With those outfits, hail yeah!
George W. Bush:should be lynched, is the antichrist, kkk
Abortion:It's your choice.
Love:IS for suckers
Teenage love:is for suckers
Gay marrige:should be legal. I personally think you don't need a contract to reaffirm you that's the person you want to spend the rest of your life, but if they want to get hitched, they're entitled to the same legal rights as with heterosexual couples
Censorship:depends on what kind of censorship yr talking about. if its about oversexing/polluting young minds,..then..okay,..but not censorship in the media. that shit's dangerous.
Bill Clinton:was a great president who did allot for this country and it's economy and is a MOTHA-FUGGIN-G ASS PLAYA!
Homosexuality in general:is fine, yr business, blah blah blah
God:is watching us
Religion:has been manipulated
Yourself:i chill
Polygamy or multiple spouses:whatever.
Men being evil:all people are evil
Women being bitches:all people are bitches. HOLLA
Ever: (explain if the answer is yes)
Been drunk? yes. do i have to explain the process?
Been to New York? yeah. it's alright
California? yeah, and it sucked. l.a. is nasty and raunchy.
Florida? not yet
Hawaii? not yet
Mexico? hell yeah!!
Canada? not yet, but i hear they've got these neat little coffe shops where you can order weed. werd
Booked someone? no.
Bindered someone? no. that sounds aweful
Danced naked? only when i'm practicing paganism. for sure!
Stalked someone? no
Smoked? yes
Played a game requiring the removal of clothing? no
Bit someone in a fight (resorting to bitch fighting...)? hhaha...dayum...no
Broken the law? i walk on the wild side
Run away from home? no. running away is stupid if you're underage. you're just going to end up back home, and i live my myself.
Had sex with a lamb? hahahaha hell no, but i've seen the donkey show
Purposefully harmed yourself? no, that's terrible
Do ya:
Plan on going to college? i'm on "summer vacation" still
Have any piercings? three
Have any obsessions? buying music/thrift stores
Family:
Have any siblings? three bros
Are your parents divorced or married? divorced
Post a picture if you have any:
Tell us about something funny or post a picture of something funny or random:
i saw a chick shit on herself while running at the park a couple weeks ago. i thought that was pretty funny....and disgusting. LOW BROW
Please promote us somewhere- Not a requirement, but heck, why not do it anyway? We'll give you extra points if you promote us, or an image (that we like) for us to use for promoting (Leave link of where you promoted or post image if you wish to contribute to this section of the application):
Application for _booked!
Basics and shit:
True identity (name):bianca
What they all call you (nicknames):bianca
You have a ______. A.)Vagina B.)Penis:vagina
Number of years you've graced this or any other planet:20
Your eyes:are lovely
Your hair:is way too thick
Mental/Medical conflicts:i soke crack...or not
Any medication you take, what it's called, and what it's for:none
Where you reside:texas
Sexuality (explain. A one word answer will not be sufficient):a stripper's thong
Righty/Lefty/Ambidextrous: ambi: HOLLA
Random and or most important memory of your childhood:dreams of zombies, fears of flushing toilets
Love/Sex/whatever:
Single or taken:happily taken
Love is like...:pms
Ever been in love:sshhh
Which do you prefer? Love or lust:a healthy balance of both
Best love lyrics:oh baby, oh baby
Love at first sight:it's called infatuation at first sight.
Turn ons:light switches, lamps, stoves, etc..
Pick one:
Sunshine or rain?i like floods
summer or winter?autumn is king
Playstation or XBOX?nintendo
Nintendo or Sega?nintendo
Car or truck?bike
sing or dance?dance
Bite into suckers or just lick?i have no teeth
cartoons or movies?bollywood
Novels or magazines?self help books
Rolling Stones or The Beatles?beatles
Coke or pepsi?they're both dangerous and are unfuckwithable
Emotional pain or physical pain?i come in peace
deaf or blind?blind
bored or over energetic?we could be the next energizer bunny
Black and white pictures or color?doesn't matter. they both steal your soul.
walmart or target?walmart is evil, target's and overpriced walmart. niether of the above
Drawing or writing?writing
Music:
Instruments you play:piano, voice, flute, drum machines, household items, etc...
Name some bands you like. Humor us:party of helicopters, portugal. the man, lightning bolt, the octopus project
Ever been to a concert? Explain:omgott no!!! they're evil. duh
Music is...:everywhere
Artist/bands/groups/generes of music that you DONT like:bright eyes and bands that sound like fall out boy. euw
Now:
What's today's date?cinco de mayo
What's your favorite subject?food
What you've done today:sat all day
How are you doing?working
What are you wearing?oooo
What can you hear around you?people squealing
What is the weather like?nice and non allergenic
What book are you currently reading?dada spectrum
More Randomness:
If you could be a crayon, what color would you be?the rainbow
What cd are you planning on buying?i need minus the bear
What's the best advice you've ever gotten?like is like a (four letter word begining with a d) when it gets hard...(u know the rest)
What are you most afraid of?flushing toilets
How many televisions do you have?one
Radios?one
CD players?one
I see you've met my pet owl....:its happy
I also see you've met our bellhop...:and he's on crack
Why should we book you instead of binder you?whatever. i'm bored
How many licks to the center of a tootsie pop?one hundred trillion million thousand
What do people label you as?i don't know. i live in a bubble
What color's your room? grey
Favorite shirt?is old
what's your lucky number?one trillion
Weirdest thing about you? Why?i'm radioactive
Worst feeling in the world.cramps
What's next to your bed?plants
What "breakfast cereal" do you like most?fruity pebbles
Opinions: (you should elaborate. Spend some time and effort on this or your application will be ignored.)
Is cheerleading a sport?:With those outfits, hail yeah!
George W. Bush:should be lynched, is the antichrist, kkk
Abortion:It's your choice.
Love:IS for suckers
Teenage love:is for suckers
Gay marrige:should be legal. I personally think you don't need a contract to reaffirm you that's the person you want to spend the rest of your life, but if they want to get hitched, they're entitled to the same legal rights as with heterosexual couples
Censorship:depends on what kind of censorship yr talking about. if its about oversexing/polluting young minds,..then..okay,..but not censorship in the media. that shit's dangerous.
Bill Clinton:was a great president who did allot for this country and it's economy and is a MOTHA-FUGGIN-G ASS PLAYA!
Homosexuality in general:is fine, yr business, blah blah blah
God:is watching us
Religion:has been manipulated
Yourself:i chill
Polygamy or multiple spouses:whatever.
Men being evil:all people are evil
Women being bitches:all people are bitches. HOLLA
Ever: (explain if the answer is yes)
Been drunk? yes. do i have to explain the process?
Been to New York? yeah. it's alright
California? yeah, and it sucked. l.a. is nasty and raunchy.
Florida? not yet
Hawaii? not yet
Mexico? hell yeah!!
Canada? not yet, but i hear they've got these neat little coffe shops where you can order weed. werd
Booked someone? no.
Bindered someone? no. that sounds aweful
Danced naked? only when i'm practicing paganism. for sure!
Stalked someone? no
Smoked? yes
Played a game requiring the removal of clothing? no
Bit someone in a fight (resorting to bitch fighting...)? hhaha...dayum...no
Broken the law? i walk on the wild side
Run away from home? no. running away is stupid if you're underage. you're just going to end up back home, and i live my myself.
Had sex with a lamb? hahahaha hell no, but i've seen the donkey show
Purposefully harmed yourself? no, that's terrible
Do ya:
Plan on going to college? i'm on "summer vacation" still
Have any piercings? three
Have any obsessions? buying music/thrift stores
Family:
Have any siblings? three bros
Are your parents divorced or married? divorced
Post a picture if you have any:
Tell us about something funny or post a picture of something funny or random:
i saw a chick shit on herself while running at the park a couple weeks ago. i thought that was pretty funny....and disgusting. LOW BROW
Please promote us somewhere- Not a requirement, but heck, why not do it anyway? We'll give you extra points if you promote us, or an image (that we like) for us to use for promoting (Leave link of where you promoted or post image if you wish to contribute to this section of the application):