Whoop!
If your alarm could say anything to wake you up, what would it be? It
would be pure bribery, but it would be different every morning. It
would say something like, "A very horney, despret Angelina Joli is in
your bathroom who wishes to please you on one condition: you get ready
for school." or, "President George Bush choked on another
pretzel...'sept this time he died. His left nut is in your locker..but
you have to to go school to get that, now don't you?" or, "there's a
peanut in your coat pocket...it's says for you to go to school..."
Whats
the best thing you've ever done on Halloween? I've had pretty typical
Halloween's. Not too much out of the ordainary...though i gotta say,
this past year at nicole's with everyone was pretty fun!
Describe
your ultimate coffin. ...Angelina Joli. -refrains from making a sex
joke that would stick an image in your head worse than J. Edgar
Hoover's ass.-
If you could bite down on any famous female who would
it be? how exactly do we mean this? we talking kinky? cuz if we are, i
think you could figure out who that might be by some previous answers,
but if we're talkin violence...then...that one chick who wrote "How to
talk to a liberal" I would make her eat aborted fetus's then tell her
i'm a transexual baby killer by choice because i like to defy god.
If
you starred in a horror movie, what would you call it and what would it
be about? It would be called "How to kill the lady who wrote 'How to
talk to a liberal' while making a threatening impact on the republican
party, and sickly enjoying yourself at the same time" It would sell out
like hot cakes.
In a "Dracula vs. Frankenstein" movie, which actors
would play Dracula and Frankenstein? Dracula would be Martha Stewart,
and Frankenstein would be Jack Nicholson. I would rejoyce if Hollywood
ever pulled that off...
Today is the last day in the sunlight, what
do you do? -takes a sip of Jones- Damn. I kind of feel like i have to
take a shit right now.
How do you want your epitaph to read? And
"Ye," said the lord to Abrahm, "you must kill your first born son," and
Abraham replied, "I can't hear you, speak into the microphone." and God
said, "Is this better? Check, check, check, check. Jerry, pull the
high-end out, i'm still getting some hiss back here..."
If you could
hang with Dracula for a night, what would you do? I'd drug him, saw his
teeth off, glue them to my own, and then tell Rob Gigilo that i wanna
suck him off, and then BITE him REALLY hard with my new fangs, just as
he's about to come!!!! ....wow, i scare even myself sometimes...
How
would you furnish your tomb? The same way the walls of my room are
furnished, except with more porn, and videos of gay guys kissing.
If
you could contact the dead, who would you call and what would you talk
about? Ralph Nader, and i'd bitch him out...oh, he's not dead yet?
WOAH, REALLY?!? DAMN!! THEN SOMEONE NEEDS TO KILL THAT GUY ALREADY! WHY
ISN'T HE DEAD YET? FUCK! WHO DO YOU HAVE TO DO TO BE PUBLICALLY
ASSINATED THESE DAYS?
-IDEA!!-
Let's turn him into a black rights
activist, then take him to address the NRA in Texas! If that doesn't
kill him then that small, little human-like "Dumbo the elephant" is
invincible...hmmm...or maybe we could just choke him to death with his
earlobes...
would be pure bribery, but it would be different every morning. It
would say something like, "A very horney, despret Angelina Joli is in
your bathroom who wishes to please you on one condition: you get ready
for school." or, "President George Bush choked on another
pretzel...'sept this time he died. His left nut is in your locker..but
you have to to go school to get that, now don't you?" or, "there's a
peanut in your coat pocket...it's says for you to go to school..."
Whats
the best thing you've ever done on Halloween? I've had pretty typical
Halloween's. Not too much out of the ordainary...though i gotta say,
this past year at nicole's with everyone was pretty fun!
Describe
your ultimate coffin. ...Angelina Joli. -refrains from making a sex
joke that would stick an image in your head worse than J. Edgar
Hoover's ass.-
If you could bite down on any famous female who would
it be? how exactly do we mean this? we talking kinky? cuz if we are, i
think you could figure out who that might be by some previous answers,
but if we're talkin violence...then...that one chick who wrote "How to
talk to a liberal" I would make her eat aborted fetus's then tell her
i'm a transexual baby killer by choice because i like to defy god.
If
you starred in a horror movie, what would you call it and what would it
be about? It would be called "How to kill the lady who wrote 'How to
talk to a liberal' while making a threatening impact on the republican
party, and sickly enjoying yourself at the same time" It would sell out
like hot cakes.
In a "Dracula vs. Frankenstein" movie, which actors
would play Dracula and Frankenstein? Dracula would be Martha Stewart,
and Frankenstein would be Jack Nicholson. I would rejoyce if Hollywood
ever pulled that off...
Today is the last day in the sunlight, what
do you do? -takes a sip of Jones- Damn. I kind of feel like i have to
take a shit right now.
How do you want your epitaph to read? And
"Ye," said the lord to Abrahm, "you must kill your first born son," and
Abraham replied, "I can't hear you, speak into the microphone." and God
said, "Is this better? Check, check, check, check. Jerry, pull the
high-end out, i'm still getting some hiss back here..."
If you could
hang with Dracula for a night, what would you do? I'd drug him, saw his
teeth off, glue them to my own, and then tell Rob Gigilo that i wanna
suck him off, and then BITE him REALLY hard with my new fangs, just as
he's about to come!!!! ....wow, i scare even myself sometimes...
How
would you furnish your tomb? The same way the walls of my room are
furnished, except with more porn, and videos of gay guys kissing.
If
you could contact the dead, who would you call and what would you talk
about? Ralph Nader, and i'd bitch him out...oh, he's not dead yet?
WOAH, REALLY?!? DAMN!! THEN SOMEONE NEEDS TO KILL THAT GUY ALREADY! WHY
ISN'T HE DEAD YET? FUCK! WHO DO YOU HAVE TO DO TO BE PUBLICALLY
ASSINATED THESE DAYS?
-IDEA!!-
Let's turn him into a black rights
activist, then take him to address the NRA in Texas! If that doesn't
kill him then that small, little human-like "Dumbo the elephant" is
invincible...hmmm...or maybe we could just choke him to death with his
earlobes...