CRESCENT TELLS ME TO POST THIS...

Jul 06, 2004 00:47

Girl: Slow down. Im scared.
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please, its too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? Its bugging me.

(In the paper the next day):

A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. 2 people were on it, but only 1 survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug 1 last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.

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On a lighter note,
I feel better right now...HAHAHA...
Me and a few "friends" pretended to be strippers...
HAHAHAHA!!!
We had to strip bcuz my bf called us up for his bachelor
party...HAHAHAHA!!!
OMG...That was fun...

Me: How much are we tking off tonight???
Crescent: EVERYTHING
Me: Everything???
Crescent: yea, everything
Me: ok *begins to "strip"*
My Bf: oOo you go girls...oh yea take it off...
Me: Yea!!! You like that??? well, you just wait...
Crescent: Shut the fuck up...

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

....LATER....

*In the bathroom pretending to be naked*
Me: Hey, where are my panties???
Crescent: I took them off
*we walk out and pretend we were like making out in their*
HAHAHAHA...
My Bf= *shocked expression*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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