on the porcelain throne .
i must've ate something bad yesterday. real, real bad. my stomach is going absolutely bazurko. i've been on and off the toilet since 3 am. it's terrible, i tell u! only good thing that can possibly come out of this is weight loss! woo-hoo! cause, JR had a terrible stomach ache about a week ago, too. and, he was shitting hamsters. and, he lost a good 5-7 lbs.
i should just keep eating rotten things & pray that it won't kill me. yes, valerie. that's the best way to lose weight. pffft. (ew, someone farted. HAHAH.)
anyways, my lova-loves. i'm looking for jobs now. what? yes. i am. but, apparently, i'm not ready to leave kayliana. i think about how my days will be. and they're going to be sooo sad. leaving her and missing out on the funny things she does. that's my biggest fear. missing out on her life. noooo. :( i mean, i obviously have to get a job, cause if i don't-- kayliana's life will be pretty fucked. haha. besides, once i make enough money i'll venture off into my own land (like, i always do... but, this time i'm speaking literally) and start my own bizz-nazz. hopefully, everything works out this time. cross your fingers i don't get pregnant again. HAHAHAH. just kidding, that part's already taken care of.
hum.
there's something about JR that babies just love. they talk to him non-stop. my cousin, Cyril, for example. he is always pouting and for some reason looks angry when everyone else is talking to him. he'll scrunch his face and turn the other way. but, when JR talks to him, he laughs and smiles. and even talks back! it's amazing. haha.
for the first time in dumadag history, all of my mom's siblings are here in america! not forever, but still! it's the first time that's ever happened. cooool, eh? i can't believe it! they're going to take pictures and everything. my mom wants me, kayliana, herself & my lola to take pictures, too. 4 generations of girls. WOW. and, we're all bitches with a 'tude. yeah, i said it. i don't give a shit. haha.
tito dominic's birthday party in like 2 hours. so, i'm gonna get ready for that shit. k. peeath owt.
i should just keep eating rotten things & pray that it won't kill me. yes, valerie. that's the best way to lose weight. pffft. (ew, someone farted. HAHAH.)
anyways, my lova-loves. i'm looking for jobs now. what? yes. i am. but, apparently, i'm not ready to leave kayliana. i think about how my days will be. and they're going to be sooo sad. leaving her and missing out on the funny things she does. that's my biggest fear. missing out on her life. noooo. :( i mean, i obviously have to get a job, cause if i don't-- kayliana's life will be pretty fucked. haha. besides, once i make enough money i'll venture off into my own land (like, i always do... but, this time i'm speaking literally) and start my own bizz-nazz. hopefully, everything works out this time. cross your fingers i don't get pregnant again. HAHAHAH. just kidding, that part's already taken care of.
hum.
there's something about JR that babies just love. they talk to him non-stop. my cousin, Cyril, for example. he is always pouting and for some reason looks angry when everyone else is talking to him. he'll scrunch his face and turn the other way. but, when JR talks to him, he laughs and smiles. and even talks back! it's amazing. haha.
for the first time in dumadag history, all of my mom's siblings are here in america! not forever, but still! it's the first time that's ever happened. cooool, eh? i can't believe it! they're going to take pictures and everything. my mom wants me, kayliana, herself & my lola to take pictures, too. 4 generations of girls. WOW. and, we're all bitches with a 'tude. yeah, i said it. i don't give a shit. haha.
tito dominic's birthday party in like 2 hours. so, i'm gonna get ready for that shit. k. peeath owt.