YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE IN COLLEGE WHEN....
-YOU CANNOT GET THROUGH YOUR DAY WITHOUT ATLEAST 1 NAP
-IT IS CONSIDERED EARLY IF YOU ARE IN BED BY 1 AM
-YOU ARE MAD WHEN YOUR MOM OR DAD CALL YOU AT 12 NOON ON THE WEEKENDS, AND IT WAKES YOU UP (YOUR FIRST MEAL IS NOW LUNCH)
-FRUIT SNACKS, RED LICORICE, AND ICED CAPRI SUNS ARE YOUR FAVORITE FOODS
-IT TAKES YOU TWO WEEKS TO RETURN A PHONE CALL, AND ANOTHER TWO WEEKS TO RETURN AN EMAIL
-AOL IM IS THE MAIN WAY OF COMMUNICATION...AND YOU WIND UP TALKING TO YOUR FRIEND FORM UPSTAIRS, NEXT DOOR TO YOU, OR EVEN YOUR ROOMMATE ONLINE!
-ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO TAKE A SHIT IN PRIVACY
-ITS NORMAL TO COME HOME FROM A FRIDAY OR SATURDAY NIGHT (OR SUMTIMES ON EVERY OTHER NIGHT OF THE WEEK) AND SPEND AN HOUR HOLDING YOUR HEAD OVER THE TOILET
-SUNDAY SUNDAES FROM THE CAFETERIA ARE THE HIGHLIGHT OF YOUR WEEKEND...(THAT AND FRIED FISH FRIDAY, UM NO HOW ABOUT BLAAAAAAAH DISGUSTING)
---AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST...YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN COLLEGE WHEN YOU STEP ON THE SCALE AND YOU KNOW THAT IT IS FOR SURE BROKEN!!!!
HAHA IM LOVING IT HERE...I GOT A 96 ON MY STATISTICS MIDTERM! NOW FOR THE RESULTS OF MY PHILOSOPHY MIDTERM....OR HOW ABOUT I START STUDYING FOR MY PSYCHOLOGY AND HISTORY MIDTERM THIS WEEK.....
-IT IS CONSIDERED EARLY IF YOU ARE IN BED BY 1 AM
-YOU ARE MAD WHEN YOUR MOM OR DAD CALL YOU AT 12 NOON ON THE WEEKENDS, AND IT WAKES YOU UP (YOUR FIRST MEAL IS NOW LUNCH)
-FRUIT SNACKS, RED LICORICE, AND ICED CAPRI SUNS ARE YOUR FAVORITE FOODS
-IT TAKES YOU TWO WEEKS TO RETURN A PHONE CALL, AND ANOTHER TWO WEEKS TO RETURN AN EMAIL
-AOL IM IS THE MAIN WAY OF COMMUNICATION...AND YOU WIND UP TALKING TO YOUR FRIEND FORM UPSTAIRS, NEXT DOOR TO YOU, OR EVEN YOUR ROOMMATE ONLINE!
-ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO TAKE A SHIT IN PRIVACY
-ITS NORMAL TO COME HOME FROM A FRIDAY OR SATURDAY NIGHT (OR SUMTIMES ON EVERY OTHER NIGHT OF THE WEEK) AND SPEND AN HOUR HOLDING YOUR HEAD OVER THE TOILET
-SUNDAY SUNDAES FROM THE CAFETERIA ARE THE HIGHLIGHT OF YOUR WEEKEND...(THAT AND FRIED FISH FRIDAY, UM NO HOW ABOUT BLAAAAAAAH DISGUSTING)
---AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST...YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN COLLEGE WHEN YOU STEP ON THE SCALE AND YOU KNOW THAT IT IS FOR SURE BROKEN!!!!
HAHA IM LOVING IT HERE...I GOT A 96 ON MY STATISTICS MIDTERM! NOW FOR THE RESULTS OF MY PHILOSOPHY MIDTERM....OR HOW ABOUT I START STUDYING FOR MY PSYCHOLOGY AND HISTORY MIDTERM THIS WEEK.....