funny fwd lisa sent me. Read it!
Haha i'm at school right now in the imc w/ Mr. Mirkes class and the second group is doing their socratic seminar. so, lisa and i are checking our email...and she sent me this thing i like it;-)
An airplane was about to crash. There were 5
passengers on board, but only four parachutes.
The first passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the NBA's
best basketball player. I am about to beat a rape
charge and make millions in free agency. I can't
afford to die." So he took the first pack and left the
plane.
The second passenger, Hillary Clinton said, "I am the
wife of the former U.S President, a Senator from New
York, and a potential future president. And I am the
smartest woman in American history, so America's
people don't want me to die." She took the second pack
and jumped out of the plane.
The third passenger, John Kerry, said, "I am going to
be my party's nominee for President. I survived
Vietnam and received the Purple Heart. The country
needs heroes like me." So he grabbed the pack next to
him and jumped.
The fourth passenger, President George W. Bush, said
to the fifth passenger, a ten-year-old schoolgirl, "I
have lived a full life, and served my country well,
will sacrifice my life and let you have the last
parachute."
The girl said, "That's okay. There's a parachute left
for you, Mr. President. America's smartest woman took
my schoolbag."
An airplane was about to crash. There were 5
passengers on board, but only four parachutes.
The first passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the NBA's
best basketball player. I am about to beat a rape
charge and make millions in free agency. I can't
afford to die." So he took the first pack and left the
plane.
The second passenger, Hillary Clinton said, "I am the
wife of the former U.S President, a Senator from New
York, and a potential future president. And I am the
smartest woman in American history, so America's
people don't want me to die." She took the second pack
and jumped out of the plane.
The third passenger, John Kerry, said, "I am going to
be my party's nominee for President. I survived
Vietnam and received the Purple Heart. The country
needs heroes like me." So he grabbed the pack next to
him and jumped.
The fourth passenger, President George W. Bush, said
to the fifth passenger, a ten-year-old schoolgirl, "I
have lived a full life, and served my country well,
will sacrifice my life and let you have the last
parachute."
The girl said, "That's okay. There's a parachute left
for you, Mr. President. America's smartest woman took
my schoolbag."