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[_blissofsuicide]

i'm not drunk... its fucking boring.

i told myself in 2001 that i'd never make another new years resolution... but oh fucking well.

my 2005 new years resolutions:
quit smoking
become an alcoholic
turn 20.
grow the fuck up.
get a real job.
kill all the people i dont like.
get a girlfriend.
and punch her.
eat more ramen noodles
gain 20 lbs.
and fuck a hooker.

thats it.

i'm going to play video games. yeah, i'm totally going to grow up this year. harharhar.