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[_blackrider]

It's only when they leave you that you know they are gone. But then again Bob wasn't happy in The Robe anyway, was he?

::hiss, shriek, screams of agreement::

:| :\ :/ :D >:) :O ;P :{

Was he ever in The Robe in the first place?

Did we ever throw him a farewell party?!

Why do we have to throw parties? We are wraiths we DON'T EXIST! WE ARE DEAD

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[bob_the_wraith]

Was he ever in The Robe in the first place?

I'm afraid not. I'm not one of the original nine. :(

Do you think he has dangly bits now?

Er. At the moment. Although no one seems interested in them anymore. :(

[_blackrider]

The equation got a lot weirder, Bob.

But you can come to party with us sometime, yes? :D

...shouldn't we be thinking about wreaking havoc and spilling blood instead of PARTYING? This word is the bane of my existence.

::bitch, whine, moan::

Some of us wish we had dangly bits.

::sigh::

NOT.ME. I happen to like my decomposing corpse and they juicy rotting flesh so there.

Shut up.

[_annatar]

Don't you think you partied enough in Minas Morgul to last you until the end of Arda?

[_blackrider]

My thoughts exactly.

B...bu...but that is so Lord of the Rings history, boss. How about a liiittle more?

...does that mean we have to start working again? >.>

[_annatar]

>.<

Just keep it inside the robe, hm?

No menacing assignments at the moment, although you could help Bob with his technique he tends to be somewhat wussy.

[_blackrider]

Thank you, boss. You know, you should come in too, sometime.

Aaaah, wraith-in-training. Now THAT'S something we can do quite well.

::shriek of unpleasent glee::

You know we're just a whistle away if you need us, right?

[_annatar]

I think I'll pass. . . having an actual body these days and all.

Consider yourselves on call. >:)

[_blackrider]

Boss, you so lucky. You make us all jealous with your dangly bits actual body, you know.

::siiiighshriek::

::is not Sauron's bitch at all, oh no:: >.>

Always ready to serve and destroy.

::disembodied grin::

[_annatar]

*considers patting all of you*

*decides against it*

[_blackrider]

::would willingly put a collar and chain if you did::

::maybe one or two would rebel but majority is authority::

>.>

::practise breathing loudly to harass people::