I took it also. . .
Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely industrious devotee this year.
In December, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon the___colonel (65 points). In May, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). Yesterday, I fed jocknut to a Shoggoth (250 points). In July, I stopped chronobeatslink from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). In February, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In November, I rescued _lostindarkness from being sacrificed (-200 points).
In short, I have been very bad (-805 points) and deserve to have my body used as a host for one of your servitors.
Your humble and obedient servant,
_blackenmyeyes_
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