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[_bittermonkey]

I'm actually sleeping early? What's going on ...

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Zach!

1. In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of Zach!
2. If you lick Zach ten times, you will consume one calorie.
3. Olympic badminton rules say that Zach must have exactly fourteen feathers.
4. The condom - originally made from Zach - was invented in the early 1500s!
5. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as Zach.
6. Zach was the first Tsar of Russia!
7. The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as Zach!
8. Zach can turn his stomach inside out!
9. Zach is physically incapable of sticking his tongue out!
10. The eye of an ostrich is bigger than Zach.

This entire week i have been going to bed before 10. well kind of. yeah ...

... i hate global. i'm going to fail ...