An open letter to Hulk Hogan-
I am seriously going to kill myself if you do not get off VH1 right now so I don't have to get up and change the channel on my TV. Please stop talking about tampons in a humorous and bumbling male fashion and being ironic and endearing by embarassing your children. For the love of god, Hulk.
I also hate everyone who lives in my area. If you live with your parents in a nice whitebread upper middle class home, you have no excuse for dressing like a dirty street person. The tedious application of tiny metal studs to a denim jacket just makes you look like more of a jackass when you wear a jacket in the sweltering Florida heat. You are not the physical embodiment of something that came and died years before you were born. GTFO. This also applies to you, suburban gangstaz.
bitch bitch bitch. I know.
I also hate everyone who lives in my area. If you live with your parents in a nice whitebread upper middle class home, you have no excuse for dressing like a dirty street person. The tedious application of tiny metal studs to a denim jacket just makes you look like more of a jackass when you wear a jacket in the sweltering Florida heat. You are not the physical embodiment of something that came and died years before you were born. GTFO. This also applies to you, suburban gangstaz.
bitch bitch bitch. I know.