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[_bitch_goddess]

*breaks free of the cupboard*

*stalks around the city, looking for entertainment, preferably in the form of violence*

>:D

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[orome_aldaron]

::manifests behind you::

::is feeling creative::

::de-manifests your bitch goddess attire and manifests a pretty pink sun dress and high heeled yeelow pumps on you in a fraction of a second::

::waves hand like a music conductor and finishes the tough by manifesting a wide-brimmed hat adorned with a pile of fake flowers on your head and a hand bag slung in your arm::

NOW THAT'S MORE LIKE IT. You were begining to pain my vision. >:D

[_bitch_goddess]

:o

>:|

YOU DIE NOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*throws her handbag at your head*

[orome_aldaron]

::is laughing too hard and too loud to notice the handbag until it hits the side of his head::

!!!!

WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING TO KILL ME WITH? ARE YOU GOING TO POKE ME WITH YOU LONG-LASTING MASCARA WAND?

::manifests top-of-the-line long lasting mascara tube in your hand while de-manifesting your swords::

Dear sweet Eru drinking sunshine mimosas in Tahiti, I'm good. >XD

[_bitch_goddess]

*lunges at you with a snarl, tackling you to the ground*

I NEED ONLY MY HANDS TO RIP YOU LIMB FROM LIMB!!!

[orome_aldaron]

::grabs you by your neck and rolls over, comfortably ending on top of you::

SHOULD I DE-MANIFEST THEM TOO? >:D

[_bitch_goddess]

*wraps her legs around your ribs and starts to crush*

NOT GONNA HAPPEN, DEERFUCKER BOY!

[orome_aldaron]

::grabs a handful of your hair, tugs it savagely before launching an assault on your neck::

OW! I CAN ALWAYS RING FOR BACK-UP, YOU MOUSTACHE-LESS EQUIVALENT OF HISTORY'S GREATEST OPPRESSORS AND TYRANTS!!

[_bitch_goddess]

THAT'S YOUR BACKUP? HAHAHHAHAHA!!!!

*brings up her knee, slamming it into your gut*

[orome_aldaron]

OU-CH.

WELL THEN THERE'S THE WHOLE DAMN BRIGADE, BUT WHY MAKE THEM MOVE THEIR TUSHES WHEN I CAN EASILY DO THIS...

::grabs a handful of your sundress and pulls it up to wrap it around your head before shoving his elbow in your stomach::

[_bitch_goddess]

*howls angrily, then proceeds to struggle free of your grip long enough to grab you by the throat*

>:D

[orome_aldaron]

::makes highly exaggerated choking noises before doing the same to you::

I suppose calling you a bitch would just proceed to make you happy?

[_bitch_goddess]

HAH!

*wheezes slightly*

Makes no fuckin' difference...

[orome_aldaron]

::chokes some more before de-manifesting and manifesting a few feet away from you::

That was bordering on severe Vala-ly ego damage.

::shakes head and laughs at you::

[_bitch_goddess]

*jumps up and charges at you, headbutting you square in the stomach*

[orome_aldaron]

::makes an annoyed sound and spits at you before shoving his knee in your stomach::

I give you pretty sundress and hat and THIS IS THE THANKS I GET?!

[_bitch_goddess]

*rages*

I DON'T DO PRETTY!!!!!!!!!