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[_billyklippert_]

Greetings from Mexico (still! Ha!) We were going to come back to Canada and be all responsible and shit, and then we were like "yeah...no. We deserve to fuck some more a longer stay in Mexico." So when we get back, we're going to be sunburned as fuck, and poor as hell, but ah, the life of marital fucking bliss

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[benny_klippert]

I'm not stressing!
Jenny's got a birthday coming up (which you two had better be back for...) that I'm more worried about right now.
Fuck. A guy panics one time and that makes him panicky....

[_billyklippert_]

Enjoy it, man.

We'll totally be back for her birthday. Fuck. Can't miss my best friend's birthday, now can I?

[jenny_gear]

YAY!! You'll be back for my birthday! Benny is making a cake. He even promised to put the icing on the cake

[_billyklippert_]

'Course I'll be back for your birthday: wouldn't miss it for the world, kiddo. But. My brother's baking skills are a huge fucking mess, just so you know...

[benny_klippert]

You'd better not, dude. She's all pregnant and hormonal and stuff and if you miss it, I'm on the receiving end of that, and I really don't want that.

[_billyklippert_]

As hilarious as that would be, we will be there.

[benny_klippert]

Good. Because I don't want to have to kick your ass.

[_billyklippert_]

You couldn't, man. We've been through this before.

[benny_klippert]

I could!
Jenny would be all *cries* and you'd be distracted by it and I'd come up from behind and kick your ass.

[_billyklippert_]

Hahaha you need your wife to distract me to take me on? Bro, that's sad.

[benny_klippert]

At least your ass would be kicked by me and that's the important part.

[_billyklippert_]

No way man. I'm quick like striking ninja in night time and could school you.

[benny_klippert]

You'd kick it old skool?

[_billyklippert_]

Fo' shizzle. I'd bring it.

[benny_klippert]

Alright, but leave your hammer pants at home this time.

[_billyklippert_]

CAN'T TOUCH THIS!