Sod off.

[_bigbad_]

I've had it. This is th' last bloody time I get left alone with Space Cadet. If I get a choice between dealin' with him an' lettin' the world go down th' loo, then flush away, mate

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[xman_harris]

*walks into lobby covered in goo*
*sees David talking to Spike*

Hey, did you guys seen a mucus demon running around in here?

*waits*

Oh, wait. Of course you didn't. Because I just killed it. All by myself...yep. Just it, and me, and only one walked away.

*waits for a response*

Yeah, I'm fine. This shirt's toast, though.

*flings a splatter of goo off his fingers and onto the floor*
*waits for a response*

No need to congratulate me, all in a day's slayage. Nothing to it, really, once you get past the teeth and the slime...

*still no response*

Geez, this reminds me of that time in high school with Jack O'Toole.

[_bigbad_]

*sniffs*
*looks around*
*sees Xander*

Oh, for th' love of...

What in the hell have you been doin', Harris? God, you're ripe!

[xman_harris]

*glares*

Mucus demon. About knee-high. It'd nested in the basement. Now it's dead.

And apparently smeared all over my shirt. And pants. And probably my socks.

Don't ask.

[david_nabbit]

*holds nose*

[_bigbad_]

That'd explain th' stench th' past coupla days. I just thought one of you tossers had gas.

*glares*

An' now you're oozin' all over th' bloody floor, man! Do you realize how hard it is t'get mucus demon outta the carpet?

[david_nabbit]

*opens the doors to the hotel to try to air out the smell*

[steel_resolve]

*staggers inside the hotel as David opens the door*
*collapses on David in a bloody heap*
*knocks David to the ground and pins him*

[david_nabbit]

Umm...need a little help here! There's a...strange...guy person...bleeding on me in the doorway!

Eww! Help! Eww! Eww!

*squirms*

[_bigbad_]

*jumps over counter*
*grabs Wood*
*pulls him up and off of David*

[xman_harris]

*drags David from under Wood's body*

Hey, now your shirt's ruined, too! If we throw up on Spike, we'll almost have those uniforms you asked about!

[david_nabbit]

*groans*

If you don't get away from me, I'm gonna throw up on you. Seriously. You smell, Xander.

[_bigbad_]

*sees who he pulled off of David*

Oh, bloody hell, not this wanker again!

[xman_harris]

*blinks*

You know him? Who is it?

*looks at Wood*
*points*

Hey...!

[_bigbad_]

*nods*

Yep, it's that Wood wanker who tried t'do me in a few months back. Him an' Finn, though they botched it somethin' good...

*looks at Wood's bloody face and clothes*
*snickers*

Looks like someone decided t'roll him proper, huh? Serves th' wanker right...

[steel_resolve]

*eyes crack open*
*whispers*

Need...help...

...coming...for me...

...Angel...

*eyes roll back in head*
*passes out*

[david_nabbit]

*stares*

Is...is he...you know...dead?

If he's dead, I really am gonna be sick. Because that would mean a dead man fell on me and...yeah. Ew.