My Wife
@482 Apr.23.2003 03:34:50am pst
fuck fuck fuck, BOOTY CALL!
i keep falling on my coccyx, and FUCK does it cane.
kfc always gives me the runs something shocking, and last night was no different. but this time i scored a fever and an early turd began brewing. i wait until im about to shit my dacks to go to the toilet, then they come out with much ease. but this one came on like a bat out of hell. i ran to the loo holding my arse as if the chunks were about to squirt. then, when i got to it and sat down, i had to push and squeeze like there was no tomorrow. after fifteen minutes or so i got frightened that someone might knock on the door asking to use the john, so i grabbed the bit stuck in my crack and flushed it and went back to bed. :)
but my butthole hurt so bad. it was burning. kyle said to grab some wet paper and rub it, but i had to tough it out. its better today, but that was frightening. woo. you need to understand that getting it all out in one go is very important; dont suck it back up your colon because you and your poor arsehole will regret it all night.
i think i vomited in my sleep again. i have a bad habit of doing it. all day i have been smelling this stench somewhere in my room, but i cant find it. it smells like a rancid carton of milk mushed in with baby vomit and coleslaw. oh well. at least i smell good.
fuck this smell is rank.
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There's my Wife, Chelle, for you. Teehee.
And on the subject of her, I do admit that I have gas currently but can't go into detail because I'm too lazy. I apologize.
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http://www.melodramatic.com/users/christismybitch
fuck fuck fuck, BOOTY CALL!
i keep falling on my coccyx, and FUCK does it cane.
kfc always gives me the runs something shocking, and last night was no different. but this time i scored a fever and an early turd began brewing. i wait until im about to shit my dacks to go to the toilet, then they come out with much ease. but this one came on like a bat out of hell. i ran to the loo holding my arse as if the chunks were about to squirt. then, when i got to it and sat down, i had to push and squeeze like there was no tomorrow. after fifteen minutes or so i got frightened that someone might knock on the door asking to use the john, so i grabbed the bit stuck in my crack and flushed it and went back to bed. :)
but my butthole hurt so bad. it was burning. kyle said to grab some wet paper and rub it, but i had to tough it out. its better today, but that was frightening. woo. you need to understand that getting it all out in one go is very important; dont suck it back up your colon because you and your poor arsehole will regret it all night.
i think i vomited in my sleep again. i have a bad habit of doing it. all day i have been smelling this stench somewhere in my room, but i cant find it. it smells like a rancid carton of milk mushed in with baby vomit and coleslaw. oh well. at least i smell good.
fuck this smell is rank.
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There's my Wife, Chelle, for you. Teehee.
And on the subject of her, I do admit that I have gas currently but can't go into detail because I'm too lazy. I apologize.
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http://www.melodramatic.com/users/christismybitch