so you've screwed up everything and your life as you knew it is over...
i stole this from a journal..i think its hilarious. enjoy!
GUYS ARE LIKE ...
...laxatives, they irritate the crap out of you.
...bananas, the older they get, the less firm they are.
...weather, nothing can be done to change them.
...blenders, you need one, but you're not quite sure why.
...chocolate bars, sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
...commercials, you can't believe a word they say.
...department stores, their clothes are always 1/2 off.
...gov't bonds, they take so long to mature.
...mascara, they usually run @ the 1st sign of emotion.
...popcorn, they satisfy you, but only for a lil while.
...lava lamps, fun to look at, but not very bright.
...parking spots, all the good ones are taken, & the only ones left are handicapped.
...snowstorms, you never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll last.
GUYS ARE LIKE ...
...laxatives, they irritate the crap out of you.
...bananas, the older they get, the less firm they are.
...weather, nothing can be done to change them.
...blenders, you need one, but you're not quite sure why.
...chocolate bars, sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
...commercials, you can't believe a word they say.
...department stores, their clothes are always 1/2 off.
...gov't bonds, they take so long to mature.
...mascara, they usually run @ the 1st sign of emotion.
...popcorn, they satisfy you, but only for a lil while.
...lava lamps, fun to look at, but not very bright.
...parking spots, all the good ones are taken, & the only ones left are handicapped.
...snowstorms, you never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll last.