035. the night life is just not for me, 'cause all you really need is a few good friends
random quizzes because im too lazy to make a significant entry about the boringness that is my life. & because kristen told me to.
1.)
Your score as a human being is 54.1.
Did I go to high school with you? I think I did. It's OK to be a jerk, as long as you're a funny jerk. Just remember that the difference between a jackass and an asshole is a jackass doesn't know what he's doing.
Be the very best asshole you can be, my friend.
2.)
Wackiness: 76/100
Rationality: 20/100
Constructiveness: 92/100
Leadership: 18/100
3.)
Your score as a human being is 2.
This makes you like The Sopranos.
Holy crap. This is some serious malfunction you've got in your family. It's like baked ziti of anguish set off by a romaine salad of conflict and a nice Merlot of denial. Your parents would cheat on each other in a heartbeat if they could find anybody but each other that could tolerate them. Your siblings blow hot and cold, and by "hot" and "cold" I mean "intractably selfish" and "desperately codependent."
Don't feel bad. This is the score my family gets, and we're not bad people. Mostly.
4.)
Your job's score is 31.
Your job is mind-bendingly bad. So incredibly bad. So shooting-spree inducing bad. Why are you in it? Is it deeply rewarding work? Are there a few kindred co-workers whose positive spin make the whole mess bearable? Are you shlepping through two more years of this hell so you can escape into a well-respected, well-salaried position? You had better hope at least one of the above is true, or otherwise your life is on a one-way train to Stinksville. You like that? I made it up myself.
hahah those are so funny *dies* !! woooo.
1.)
Your score as a human being is 54.1.
Did I go to high school with you? I think I did. It's OK to be a jerk, as long as you're a funny jerk. Just remember that the difference between a jackass and an asshole is a jackass doesn't know what he's doing.
Be the very best asshole you can be, my friend.
2.)
Wackiness: 76/100
Rationality: 20/100
Constructiveness: 92/100
Leadership: 18/100
3.)
Your score as a human being is 2.
This makes you like The Sopranos.
Holy crap. This is some serious malfunction you've got in your family. It's like baked ziti of anguish set off by a romaine salad of conflict and a nice Merlot of denial. Your parents would cheat on each other in a heartbeat if they could find anybody but each other that could tolerate them. Your siblings blow hot and cold, and by "hot" and "cold" I mean "intractably selfish" and "desperately codependent."
Don't feel bad. This is the score my family gets, and we're not bad people. Mostly.
4.)
Your job's score is 31.
Your job is mind-bendingly bad. So incredibly bad. So shooting-spree inducing bad. Why are you in it? Is it deeply rewarding work? Are there a few kindred co-workers whose positive spin make the whole mess bearable? Are you shlepping through two more years of this hell so you can escape into a well-respected, well-salaried position? You had better hope at least one of the above is true, or otherwise your life is on a one-way train to Stinksville. You like that? I made it up myself.
hahah those are so funny *dies* !! woooo.