be aware of the big flying monkey butts!
it's the new american epidemic. people have become scared to leave their house in the day time! when asked one suburban house wife had this to say "AHHHHH!!!!" of course the only thing i could be talking about is flying monkey butts, big flying monkey butts. is this the creation of some freak scientist or just evolution. for years monkeys have been flinging poop, but now all they have to do is fly their butt right over your head and drop like a sophmore's panties on prom night. all i have to say is god help us...