poor me.
i haven't written in a loooong time due to an extremely painful ear infection. i regularly write on my baby mccompy, but i've been such in an irritable mood and excruciating pain, only lessened by consuming mass overdoses of acetaminophen. my mouth won't open all the way, it hurts to chew, to talk and to listen. i haven't used frederick the ipod in a week (and according to yahoo! health, his evil earbuds may be the CULPRIT!) speaking of fred... jesse f. keeler is married. boohoo. i just found out today on facebook. thank you facebook, for making me cry a little. just a little, i swear. something else made me cry today but for a different reason: hilarity. the new issue of the VCR has these articles on the christmas experiences of their four main journalists. the giggling that a certain person's writing has induced may cause my impairment to require yet another day of recovery.
boi news: on monday my coffee crush (that's starbucks-speak for the customer that you have a thing for) stopped by and i kinda accidentally gave him this awkward look out of the corner of my eye... the top corner... while i was setting down his coffee... while asking how his weekend went... egads. it may have come off as creepy, or weird, at best.
i have to "do" my christmas cards. something inside of me requires that i write little personalized notes to each of my coworkers. is that normal? it's kind of irritating. i am seriously writing rough drafts, revising, editing... if only i spent this much time on school work.
oi! speaking of such, i registered for one class today; a couple more to come. it's an online class of Philosophy (since i dropped out/stopped showing up to my super-snoozeworthy philo class back in '04). hopefully this class will be more informative on the subject at hand. the aforementioned previous attempt was spoiled by my professor's insane ramblings on subjects ranging from classic cars to tennis. he also had a habit of heckling the christians in the class. now i am no christian, but i have a problem with people giving christians a hard time. first of all, it's a personal thing, and shouldn't be discussed in a classroom. secondly, it's doubtful that teasing them will produce a change in their opinions. christians are very close-minded, judgmental people. kudos to their kind for even signing up for a philosophy class! that girl should have received an award rather than an embarrassment! can i get a witness?! i'll pay $50 to every fundamentalist christian who completes a college-level philosophy class with a passing grade. that's my gift to the world. merry fucking x-mas.
i am going to have such a lust for life when this horrible pain leaves my body... seriously. seriously...
as an added bonus to the entertainment that my lj entry has provided, here are a list of the tasks i have accomplished during my bedrest:
i watched all three lord of the rings dvds on my macbook! thats NINE HOURS, PEOPLE! i can now say that i have about a 50% chance of telling all the jesus-like blonde, goateed, prince (?), royal (??) guys apart. that's up 15% since the first time i watched. go me!
i drank about 40 cups of tea. that's got to count for something.
i made a facebook profile!
i ate a whole bottle of tylenol! yummy!
yeah, that's preeeetty much it.
boi news: on monday my coffee crush (that's starbucks-speak for the customer that you have a thing for) stopped by and i kinda accidentally gave him this awkward look out of the corner of my eye... the top corner... while i was setting down his coffee... while asking how his weekend went... egads. it may have come off as creepy, or weird, at best.
i have to "do" my christmas cards. something inside of me requires that i write little personalized notes to each of my coworkers. is that normal? it's kind of irritating. i am seriously writing rough drafts, revising, editing... if only i spent this much time on school work.
oi! speaking of such, i registered for one class today; a couple more to come. it's an online class of Philosophy (since i dropped out/stopped showing up to my super-snoozeworthy philo class back in '04). hopefully this class will be more informative on the subject at hand. the aforementioned previous attempt was spoiled by my professor's insane ramblings on subjects ranging from classic cars to tennis. he also had a habit of heckling the christians in the class. now i am no christian, but i have a problem with people giving christians a hard time. first of all, it's a personal thing, and shouldn't be discussed in a classroom. secondly, it's doubtful that teasing them will produce a change in their opinions. christians are very close-minded, judgmental people. kudos to their kind for even signing up for a philosophy class! that girl should have received an award rather than an embarrassment! can i get a witness?! i'll pay $50 to every fundamentalist christian who completes a college-level philosophy class with a passing grade. that's my gift to the world. merry fucking x-mas.
i am going to have such a lust for life when this horrible pain leaves my body... seriously. seriously...
as an added bonus to the entertainment that my lj entry has provided, here are a list of the tasks i have accomplished during my bedrest:
i watched all three lord of the rings dvds on my macbook! thats NINE HOURS, PEOPLE! i can now say that i have about a 50% chance of telling all the jesus-like blonde, goateed, prince (?), royal (??) guys apart. that's up 15% since the first time i watched. go me!
i drank about 40 cups of tea. that's got to count for something.
i made a facebook profile!
i ate a whole bottle of tylenol! yummy!
yeah, that's preeeetty much it.