PROMiscuous.
i currently have to step through streamers, balloons and a hugemungous pile of clothing, etc. to get into my bathroom. there is a fog machine and a black light on my floor; a gas pump-shaped alcohol dispenser thingie on my table which is not mine. i had a fun weekend!
i worked on thanksgiving and it was very tiring and then i slept through the festivities at home. it turned out ok because i eventually ate my ceremonial huge bowl of mashed potatoes, for that is all i require on thanksgiving, since i hate turkey and all that other nasty crap.
on friday we had a little 80s prom at my house. we dressed in some fabulous outfits and drank a lot of MGD and stuff. around 9 we headed next door to attend a lifeguard party. schhwiinnggg. or NOT. we had to sit thru this lifeguard photo slideshow shit which was incredibly uninteresting. the main themes seemed to be homosexuality and getting drunk on the job. it's not that i don't approve... i was in a bad mood because i had to freakin' pee and that involved getting up in front of the entire group and walking in front of the projection screen, pretty drunk, with heels on. somehow i managed. vanessa and i did some freestyle rapping to lame beachy lifeguard music (jack johnson and other annoying shit). that was fun. this guy whose name was apparently MANGO kept asking to look at my hands & telling me how much he liked them, WTF? later on he tried to kiss caitlin. oh yeah MCNEIGHBY is FIFTY YEARS OLD. ew i hate myself for ever thinking about him in a sexual way. awkward. regardless, he was very drunk and very slutty. i called him a lush and he agreed. ew, you're 50 y.o. skankaliscious.
on saturday i went shopping at frys electronics and bought a MACBOOK. it's so beautiful and perfect! there are definitely things that i'm not enjoying about macs, and a lot that i can't figure out, annd i'm stealing wireless right now because although our home has 2 wireless networks i can't seem to figure out how to connect to either one. i looove how itunes has an option to fade the songs into one another for up to 12 seconds. i have wanted to do that for so long. yeah whatever shutup.
i worked on thanksgiving and it was very tiring and then i slept through the festivities at home. it turned out ok because i eventually ate my ceremonial huge bowl of mashed potatoes, for that is all i require on thanksgiving, since i hate turkey and all that other nasty crap.
on friday we had a little 80s prom at my house. we dressed in some fabulous outfits and drank a lot of MGD and stuff. around 9 we headed next door to attend a lifeguard party. schhwiinnggg. or NOT. we had to sit thru this lifeguard photo slideshow shit which was incredibly uninteresting. the main themes seemed to be homosexuality and getting drunk on the job. it's not that i don't approve... i was in a bad mood because i had to freakin' pee and that involved getting up in front of the entire group and walking in front of the projection screen, pretty drunk, with heels on. somehow i managed. vanessa and i did some freestyle rapping to lame beachy lifeguard music (jack johnson and other annoying shit). that was fun. this guy whose name was apparently MANGO kept asking to look at my hands & telling me how much he liked them, WTF? later on he tried to kiss caitlin. oh yeah MCNEIGHBY is FIFTY YEARS OLD. ew i hate myself for ever thinking about him in a sexual way. awkward. regardless, he was very drunk and very slutty. i called him a lush and he agreed. ew, you're 50 y.o. skankaliscious.
on saturday i went shopping at frys electronics and bought a MACBOOK. it's so beautiful and perfect! there are definitely things that i'm not enjoying about macs, and a lot that i can't figure out, annd i'm stealing wireless right now because although our home has 2 wireless networks i can't seem to figure out how to connect to either one. i looove how itunes has an option to fade the songs into one another for up to 12 seconds. i have wanted to do that for so long. yeah whatever shutup.