(trying to cheer myself up)...AND to my love, the one and only...

Nov 22, 2004 18:49

HAPPY (late) BIRTHDAY TAMMIE!

i hope u know u r my best friend, and i love u more than words can express....and u better be watching those sex and the city dvd's i bought u, bitch jk jk jk jk. ur my world :)

this weekend rocked:
-a forty-year old man, gave me his number, asked my parents for my number, bought my mother and i drinks, and bought me a rose...the fact that a forty year old man, who i didnt know was sweeter to me in one day then most men have been to me over years' time is sad. (there are a few exceptions tho..) lol

-Pete & Wayne are basically a two guy stand-up who happen to sing and play bass guitar n guitar. EVERYTHING they sing is extreamly vulgar.

...well my family and i went to go see them perform on saturday and i was wearing my "THEY'RE REAL" shirt (if u dont get it, just stop reading) well in the middle of one of their song's i went up to put money in their tip cup. Well Wayne saw me and stopped playing n SAID INFORNT OF ALL OF SLOPPY JOE'S "THEY'RE REAL!? ...REAL NICE!!!!!!!" they then tried to start playing agian but Wayne and Pete stopped and said "I WAS STARRING AT THAT GIRL'S TITS SO LONG, I FORGOT WHAT WE WERE PLAYING" ...mind you the next verse in the song was "i came to key west to see some breast"..they pionted at me.

-------------------------BTW THE SONG WAS ABOUT FUCKING A MOOSE---------------------------------------

I then bought a cd from them, where they, ofcourse wrote "they are real! real nice" and "thanx"
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