batman is at bat-kei's bat-home
we are bat-listening to bat-linkin park. bat-bleah. we just watched friday. it was hilarious. my neck! my back! my neck and my back!! motha fucka get the fuck outta here! ice cube beat the fuck outta debo. i think ice cube should be batman, because debo woulda kicked my ass. batman can't be gettin his ass kicked, can he? well, as long as i have the mystical bat-guano, i should be ok. boo yah.