esther's misfortune brings me great pleasure:)
i hate hypocrites. they are the scum of the earth, but i think i will tolerate it because i am a good christian girl and i love everyone and i never ever ever do anything bad. i am perfect in every way possible. i never contradict myself. in fact, i hate anyone who ever does something that they say that you should not do, even if it is something like they say you should not throw away pennies and then they throw away a penny. pennies in the garbage can are going to bring about the downfall of society. i hate everyone, and i do lots of bad things. but i will tolerate it because i'm a bad jewish boy who hates everyone. but i will not tolerate you because i hate hypocrites, and you are a big ass bitch motha fucka. WHAT! but i love everything and everyone, except for things that i do not like. things that i do not like, include the following, you know i think i will talk about that later, but i hate you. i hate everyone. i hate everything. i hate your car, i hate your hair, i hate your laundry, i hate your dish washing machine, i hate british television, i hate green onions. but i love everything. i love your mother. i love your sister. i love your brother. and i am in love with all of your under garments. but i hate hypocrites. hypocrites are the scum of the earth. now, if you'll excuse me, i must go to church and hang out so i can be cool. god? G-O-D? what does that stand for? i am a very good christian, just like all the other popular people!