quotes
"I lose everything when I am drunk, my phone, my purse, my shoes, my camera, my keys, my wallet, my DIGNITY."
"but the fastest kid doesnt get ARRESTED!"
"now i don't usually do this...ok i lied."
"Why don't I just squeeze you like a sponge. There's probably enough alcohol in you to fill a hot tub."
".....& now I guess she's on crack."
"I like him. I like him like I like the Statue of Liberty. I know he's there but I don't need to see him all the time."
"Don't waste the pretty."
"What look are you going for?"
"How about Im not a slut but Im not a virgin either."
"I know. Let's take pictures of us eating all this food and then show it to some homeless person."
"You are such a female Jesus."
"i smell liquor on my breath. You're drunk!"
"Why did I agree to cook for him? I must have been sober. That won't happen again."
"Don't let the haters stop you from doing yo thannnng."
"Did he just say thang?"
"You already have one asshole. You don't need another."
"nice eclipse jim"
"o yeah my nip, yeah its just chillin"
"S my D"
Kings Cup Catagories: Types of Purses:
"gucci"
"prada"
"coach"
"fendi"
...."payless?"
"but the fastest kid doesnt get ARRESTED!"
"now i don't usually do this...ok i lied."
"Why don't I just squeeze you like a sponge. There's probably enough alcohol in you to fill a hot tub."
".....& now I guess she's on crack."
"I like him. I like him like I like the Statue of Liberty. I know he's there but I don't need to see him all the time."
"Don't waste the pretty."
"What look are you going for?"
"How about Im not a slut but Im not a virgin either."
"I know. Let's take pictures of us eating all this food and then show it to some homeless person."
"You are such a female Jesus."
"i smell liquor on my breath. You're drunk!"
"Why did I agree to cook for him? I must have been sober. That won't happen again."
"Don't let the haters stop you from doing yo thannnng."
"Did he just say thang?"
"You already have one asshole. You don't need another."
"nice eclipse jim"
"o yeah my nip, yeah its just chillin"
"S my D"
Kings Cup Catagories: Types of Purses:
"gucci"
"prada"
"coach"
"fendi"
...."payless?"