All Panda, all the time
Panda Ann is in a bit of a pickle! It's usually the other way around *nudge nudge* She's having some trouble picking her album cover and title. She says it's impossible to narrow it down to one because she is simply too "crotch kickingly gorgeous" in all of them.
So reply with your favorite album cover and your favorite title, or suggest a new one. Panda Ann reserves the right to ignore your suggestions because everyone except her are all "big dumb retards"
Cover 1:
"I really felt that my music was so new, outrageous and completely awesome that I should shed my inhibitions and bare it all for my album cover. The title Vagopheliac is a tribute to the many people across the world suffering from vag related envy"
Cover 2:
"This one is a little embarassing because I had just farted. But I love the look in my tits, so I made it a contender. Scandapandalious came to me one night when Pearl and I got caught having sex on top of the king of France. It caused quite a scandal!"
Cover 3:
"I originally wanted to be completely naked, exposed, and covered in slices of raw veal but then PETA started picketing and my record label said that they'd have a hard time selling an album in which I was spread easly on a butchers table so we had to crop out all the good stuff. Pandalicious is probably my favorite title because it's how i described my sex services when I was turning tricks in chinatown."
Cover 4:
"My tits were looking extra fabulous in this dress. Unfortunently my stylist homos told me that i had the dress on incorrectly and only thai hookers would dress like that we had to refit and reshoot the picture. Song in G-Spot Minor was the name of song I sang at my father's funeral, so my tits and the title Songs in G-spot Minor pay a touching tribute to him"
Cover 5:
"This is after i got the dress on "correctly". Originally I wanted to have the camera aimed right at my cooter but I was told the only way I could to that was to slap a parental advisor sticker right over my cookie jar :("
Cover 6:
"I didn't even know we were still taking pictures at this point! True Story! If I had a favorite I think it'd have to be this one because I think everyone at one point or another just like to lay back, put on some jazz, light some candle and Pandabate, so Pandabation was the perfect title"
So reply with your favorite album cover and your favorite title, or suggest a new one. Panda Ann reserves the right to ignore your suggestions because everyone except her are all "big dumb retards"
Cover 1:
"I really felt that my music was so new, outrageous and completely awesome that I should shed my inhibitions and bare it all for my album cover. The title Vagopheliac is a tribute to the many people across the world suffering from vag related envy"
Cover 2:
"This one is a little embarassing because I had just farted. But I love the look in my tits, so I made it a contender. Scandapandalious came to me one night when Pearl and I got caught having sex on top of the king of France. It caused quite a scandal!"
Cover 3:
"I originally wanted to be completely naked, exposed, and covered in slices of raw veal but then PETA started picketing and my record label said that they'd have a hard time selling an album in which I was spread easly on a butchers table so we had to crop out all the good stuff. Pandalicious is probably my favorite title because it's how i described my sex services when I was turning tricks in chinatown."
Cover 4:
"My tits were looking extra fabulous in this dress. Unfortunently my stylist homos told me that i had the dress on incorrectly and only thai hookers would dress like that we had to refit and reshoot the picture. Song in G-Spot Minor was the name of song I sang at my father's funeral, so my tits and the title Songs in G-spot Minor pay a touching tribute to him"
Cover 5:
"This is after i got the dress on "correctly". Originally I wanted to have the camera aimed right at my cooter but I was told the only way I could to that was to slap a parental advisor sticker right over my cookie jar :("
Cover 6:
"I didn't even know we were still taking pictures at this point! True Story! If I had a favorite I think it'd have to be this one because I think everyone at one point or another just like to lay back, put on some jazz, light some candle and Pandabate, so Pandabation was the perfect title"